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Funny Confidence Poems

These Funny Confidence poems are examples of Confidence poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Confidence Funny poems written by international poets.


Escaping The Silence
Vitamins, chained to shallow waters. Buried in a cave. Below the world. I stand ready. Waiting for more. Seeds of sorrow planted deep.
Mercy or remorse....

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Categories: beautiful, blessing, confidence, deep,



Premium Member Limerick Quality Assurance
The limericks that herein you meet
Were tested for pressure and heat.
Confirmed for all nozzles,
And yet, if one wozzles,
Return, if you kept the receipt.
...

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Categories: confidence, fun, funny, humor,

Why Can't I?
You can’t defeat me!
You can’t stop my crimes!
I’ll someday get it right, you see,
I’ll even do it speaking rhymes.

I can rob a bank.
I can end...

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Categories: confidence, fantasy, funny, hero,

Premium Member His Favorite Lost Cause
Basking in self-pity, another Friday night spent all alone.
I went to my grandfather’s house to see if he was home.
He invited me in to watch...

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© Joe Flach  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: confidence, grandfather, life,

Premium Member BORN THIS WAY
BORN THIS WAY

Some people say I’m cheeky and that’s okay
I don’t care what they say, I was born this way
I can’t be like somebody else
I...

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Categories: confidence, fun, happy, me,



Premium Member Narcissus

"Wow! He's handsome", Narcissus would think
as he gazed at himself from the brink

Then he'd lean in to stare
at the lovely lad there

and that's how he'd...

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Categories: beauty, boy, confidence, funny

Premium Member Voices Staring at Me
Up here Inside there at the Center
My Voices quickly Come slap again
They Point it out and Run it down harsh
It Smarts

Voices Voices I got it...

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© Alex Corns  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: confidence, cool, encouraging, imagery,

Premium Member A Place Not Meant To Be: 02
#2:  A Day Ends

Amidst the noisy sand castles crumble,
afeared shook ceases, a slamming silence,
tis a rippling pond cross o'er to humble,
tranquility transfers, hours for...

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© Hilo Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: appreciation, beautiful, confidence, encouraging,

Maybe It Is Nonsense
My thoughts seek companionship in substance
Substance of the five senses, yes 
But mostly of conscience

Isn’t it torture to go on and on, days across
Pasting social...

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Categories: confidence,

Premium Member Chapter 2 -- Damian Hakim: Ten Years Old Damian--Year 2011
Carter Hakim's family grew by two.
10 year old Damian lay asleep Saturday 
Early morning October 2011. His
6 years-old sister Manisha,  5 years-old 
Franky-Joe and...

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Categories: birth, confidence, devotion, funny

Lady Sugarton
What comes of Lady Sugarton  
                  ...

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Categories: confidence, beauty, body, character, clothes,

My Balls
My balls smell like a crisp morning in the alpine suck them and you'll feel fine perhaps enjoying it more after we have a bottle...

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© Josh Hicks  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: confidence, crazy, freedom, fun,

A Spectacle of Light
All around the fortified town all the systems were down, and a heavyset man took all the money and left the town in a hurry....

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Categories: character, confidence, culture, death,

Trust
How many men can you trust
And over time it won’t rust:
In their presence drop money
And nothing of the funny?
Mention a killer disease
And they won’t the...

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Categories: allusion, confidence, integrity, wisdom,

I Am Ill Eke Quipped To Dusk Hoover Dawn Ting Task of Badinage
I am ill eke quipped to dusk hoover dawn ting task of badinage

Indentured gumption forsaken 
courtesy each pulled wisdom-tooth
this hug gust aspiring writer..., albeit youth
fool...

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Categories: confidence, 12th grade, adventure, appreciation,


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