endless leisure hours as distorted time stretch before me
...endless leisure hours as distorted time stretch before me...
like the infinite vista
upon the midwestern plain
farther than the eyes of mine
(an ascetic and copacetic
shortsighted father of tw...
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Categories:
coccyx, absence, adventure, allusion, appreciation,
Form: Free verse
Plopping Down in My Favorite Chair
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I plopped down in my favorite chair
to my surprise it wasn’t there
That moment I made a calculation rare
~ how much weight the coccyx can bear
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Categories:
coccyx, giggle, humor, math,
Form: Monorhyme
How hard? That's so hard
...Blood is liquid
Blood clots are solid, but they are lumpy
How hard can it be to make it that hard?
Even stones can be eroded by water droplets
even steel can be melted by sparks
even concrete ...
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Categories:
coccyx, allusion,
Form: Free verse
Bash Putin Week-Now Open To Collaborations
...We've been having a "Bash Santa" week, but I wrote limericks this morning about Putin breaking his tailbone. So, Tom suggested we have a "Bash Putin" week. Here are three more from me. Please join...
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Categories:
coccyx, evil,
Form: Limerick
My Lawyer the Idiot
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The law is an ass that made me a victim,
so is my lawyer, his head up his rictum.
The law he said he knew
but is just a shyster who
doesn't know his coccyx from his dictum!
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Categories:
coccyx, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Bones
...Bones
We have 206 bones in our skeletal system
Far too many to completely list ‘em
But here are a few for your edification
In case you missed ‘em in your education
Tibia, fibia, femur, and...
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Categories:
coccyx, education, funny, humorous, light,
Form: Rhyme
Marxism For Dummies 1
..."Two kinds of people in this world, my friend,"
as that great thinker, Tuco, used to say:
the road to Wigan Pier has reached its end?
We're staying on the road to Mandalay?
The first type j...
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Categories:
coccyx, satire,
Form: Sonnet
Limerick Crochetes: Our Great Uhr-Father From Africa
...Limerick cochetés: Our great uhr-Father from Africa
Our great uhr-Father from Africa
Hallowed be Thy fame in high Valhalla
The Asian walk-about
Down backbone coccyx snout
Who didst Thou m...
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Categories:
coccyx, africa, allegory, conflict, discrimination,
Form: Limerick
Joey Contemplates a Skeleton
...Joey Contemplating a Skeleton
By Elton Camp
The teacher told Joey to learn each bone by name
And that there were only about 206 of the same
The parietal, temporal and occipital are in the hea...
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Categories:
coccyx, educationteacher, teacher,
Form: Rhyme
Watching My New Remains
...look at those hot people
man,
i feel like i have fire from another start
beginning
it's alright
when the dreads form from the bank account
no one need be here for the real deal
sit back on you...
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Categories:
coccyx, animals, holiday,
Form: Free verse