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Cluck Poems - Poems about Cluck

Out of Cluck
In my kitchen, an old-fashioned timer Keeps track of my coffee pot’s perk. I wind it and eight minutes later, The pot has completed its work. The timer is shaped like a chicken; It ticks as the minutes elapse, Then rings to announce its completion, Technology prior to apps. Yet this morning, my chicken stopped tickin’; Its mechanics have chirped its last cluck, So I...

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Categories: cluck, time,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member CLUCK U
when uttering a fowl cluck was told I was pushin' my luck but as my defense-a the chicks weren't from mensa and bought my routine as a duck ...

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Categories: cluck, humor, word play,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member OH CLUCK
The turkey awoke, heard knives sharply clickin' then muttered a phrase that made my blood quicken said I'm sorry to say that just for today I'll be identifying as a plump chicken ...

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Categories: cluck, humor, thanksgiving day,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Oh, Cluck No
As chicken little always said "life clucks and then you fry"....

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Categories: cluck, humor,
Form: Monoku
The Roman Emperor Who Had Nothing To Cluck About
In the annals of Rome the least glorious was an emperor named Honorius. Though Rome's plight was alarming he spent his time chicken farming, a pursuit which made him notorious....

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Categories: cluck, farm, history,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Cluck Cluck Cluck
Eating three eggs a day cracks me up It scrambles my brain, like Benedict's butt If egg foo young Then over-easy my son That's it eggactly, we should omelet it or cluck...

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Categories: cluck, fun,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Cluck Put Purr Kee Kee
HAPPY THANKSIVING TO ALL AMERICANS OUT THERE. Cluck put-purr kee kee went the turkeys in the back of Jim's truck. He was delivering them to neighboring vicinities for Thanksgiving. When he reached Tom's house he yellared "Turkeys for sale!" Tom had a peek, "How much do you want for the plump one?" and that is...

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Categories: cluck, thanksgiving,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Cluck Off
I purchased a bantam in Feckham And named her Victoria Peckham This scrawny old bird Just can’t cluck a word She's hoping the farmer won't neck em! Our rooster is called ‘Coq au vin’ He tries to fly just like Batman If Victoria sings He starts flapping his wings At least the old bird’s got one fan!! I've just returned from a moonlight walk...

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Categories: cluck, bird, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Holy Cow, Oven Nation Gone Fowl One Cluck
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Categories: cluck, 12th grade, 9th grade,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Holy Cow, Oven Nation Gone Fowl Two Cluck
they would dice many a chive by management me from da dive apartments in hatfield in close proximity to the bloody sorry fate oof a von nee gutt thar slaughter house five. mine eyes saw gore and remained fixated orbital...

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Categories: cluck, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Elegiac Lyric
Cluck Chat
I am a purple headed chicken with glass beads. I like to roam the wooded glades. I often wear a pair of shades. It shields my precious amethyst eyes from the glare of the sun. Such heat corrodes such orifices. But producing a grin as I pass the goblin who gazes ay my feathers in...

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Categories: cluck, bird,
Form: I do not know?
Cluck
Ten miles dating a chicken. Lots of corn curries. A banked grain is discovered by clawing the ground. But if a temperate climate ruffles feathers it is not wise to stand. It is imperative to enter the cossetting coop and slam the door. When over two hundred and fifty eggs are a notion which signifies...

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Categories: cluck, age,
Form: I do not know?
Cluck,Cluck,Cluck
Emma my egg-laying hen, Was clucking away in her pen, She sat on her nest Rolling out one of her best, This week her count's up to ten....

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Categories: cluck, children,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Cluck You
It is a great American dish from the South. It tastes great once it gets into your mouth. Very high on the popularity scale it rates. People now eat it in all fifty states. You need a small chicken weighing about a kilo. Cut it up in pieces, and toss it in flour just so. A few herbs and spices will...

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Categories: cluck, food
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member "the Cluck Stuck Dilemma"
When a wood duck’s, cluck is stuck, how much cluck, would a wood duck cluck, if a wood duck, could cluck, as a wood duck, with a stuck, wood duck’s cluck?...

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Categories: cluck, funny
Form: Rhyme

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