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Best Cluck Poems

Below are the all-time best Cluck poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of cluck poems written by PoetrySoup members

At the Footbridge - Limerick Collaboration

At the footbridge Sue was meeting her beau
(He was married to a woman called Flo)
Sue soon found out his deception
She dismembered his ********
For his love...

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Categories: cluck, betrayal, body, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Little Men and the Hen

Chirp chirp chirp
Cluck cluck cluck cluck
Drivel
Snivel
Dirty little men
One insane wee little hen

Let me introduce you
To a really big huge man
A heart sent from angels
A voice...

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Categories: cluck, animal, bible, christian, humorous,
Form: Light Verse

Thomas Edison

Tom sat there eating the last of his bread,
wondering if the next day he'd get fed,
felt like a dumb cluck,
down on his luck,
till a light...

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Categories: cluck, history, humor, science,
Form: Limerick

When She Stole My Thong It Went Very Wrong - Bawdy

My auntie wears 'Bridget Jones' knickers
But last week at tea at the vicars
She’d purloined MY lace thong
It was morally wrong
T’was the cause of very loud...

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Categories: cluck, clothes, humorous,
Form: Limerick

The Dead Man and the Loud Hen

I shall delete my existence says the dead man
	No more do I breathe	
	No more shall I rant
	Although often I recant

I shall delete all my poems...

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Categories: cluck, children, hilarious, muse,
Form: Light Verse

A Child of Ten

Life was so carefree for me as a child, way back when
I was just a little girl who loved to dream and pretend
that I would...

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Categories: cluck, child,
Form: Rhyme

Dandy's Cuckoo Clock

On a spotty, sprinkled day, at the Plott's house on the block,
A squatty Uncle Scotty had sent a polka dotted,  cuckoo clock!
The family said...

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Categories: cluck, childrenhouse, house,
Form: Rhyme

The Chicken Instigator

All chickens here assembled, rise and fight.
It’s not enough the humans steal our eggs;
They cut our tender breasts, and that’s not right!
Stand tall upon your...

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Categories: cluck, funny,
Form: Quatern

Bad Kitty - Birdie's

He listened for them, in the wood
as daylight blossomed, poised to prowl
For breakfast, breast meat sounded good 
and Cat could feel his stomach growl

Soon, struck...

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Categories: cluck, bird, cat, humorous, tree,
Form: Rhyme

Fact Or Factoid

A duck

    can't cluck

      ~ So what...

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Categories: cluck, humor, sound,
Form: Epigram

Carpenter

cluck! cluck!! cluck!!

He hammers a nail into the hardwood,
wiping sweat from his brow as the scorching sun prides itself in the middle of the sky.

He...

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Categories: cluck, anger, art, beautiful, death,
Form: Free verse

Chatter

"You'll find more peace in your life if you refuse to listen to idle chatter."
          ...

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Categories: cluck, how i feel, humorous,
Form: Monorhyme

The Chicken Or the Duck

Is it not odd that a duck
   does not know how to cluck

Ducks know how to quack
   but a cluck they...

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Categories: cluck, bird, sound,
Form: Light Verse

Life Sounds That Speaks Volumes

hear the groan of an old man getting up from his chair
hear the rumble of a hungry tummy
hear the clink sound of a glass toast
hear...

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Categories: cluck, sound,
Form: Free verse

Idols of the Theater

They are like two beam lights that claim the stage 
on a hot summer eve in the middle of a makeshift 
floor parkette made of...

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Categories: cluck, fantasy,
Form: Free verse