Football Clerihew Poems

MARADONA  ARGENTINIAN 


      Maradona Argentinian ! The stocky :
      Number ten to sky high...

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Ronaldo, messi are nice
but Pele had no price
always made more than one goal
with him in field no zero for sure...

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Poor, addled Colin Kapernick
Once a coveted NFL draft pick

   Made $43 million in pro football, yet finds it all unsavory
   Victimized!...

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'Twas detected in Matt Nagy
   a spine that is saggy

Instead of 'steadfast resolve'
   x-ray showed 'instant dissolve'...

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Garfield and Jon,                                             ...

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My Dad, a huge giver                    ...

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All the birthday boys,                     ...

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Rob Gronkowski, known as 'the Gronk'
A football star chiseled from rock, no 'policy wonk'
   At the top of his game, retired at age...

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Poor Mr. Colin Kaepernick
Claims America is racist, inegalitarian and sick
  His professional football contract only pays him $11.4 million
  Though his clear-eyed grasp...

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Have you ever heard of that famous Tom Brady?
His deflated balls can’t even chase off the ladies.  
But he’s a legend that football has...

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An English goal scorer,named Kane
in Russia '18 found world-wide fame.
With six goals,he has the Golden Boot
for with both head and foot,he could shoot.

a striker,one,Christiano Ronaldo
In...

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Basketball creator: James Naismith

Designed the game first used a round football
Late 1891 also used two peach crates
Teaching at the YMCA Training School in Springfield, Massachusetts
Kansas...

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Tim Tebow
NFL football pro.
His love for Jesus sets him apart,
as he lives his faith with all his heart.

7/1/16...

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Lesean McCoy
For the Eagles, he is a joy.
The former Pitt Panther running back
leads a formidable ground offense attack.
...

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Billy Campfield
What a football career he would yield.
Billy started as a Kansas Jayhawk.
He ran, he didn’t walk.
...

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