Chiropodist Poems - Poems about Chiropodist

...Island girl now of Purley at youth shielded from Rock N Roll she remembers the Supremes Kick start those autumn leaves You're a pillar of an ancient profession This is no ruse just plain though......Read the rest...

...Once I took a jellyfish To visit a chiropodist The doctor had a tinker with his toes The doctor went around the bend And all his hair stood up on end And now he’s got a flashing orange nose S......Read the rest...

...A session with my chiropodist Is an occasion not to be missed. We speak of recipes and cruise ships And other folks' relationships And pension plans and how to lose weight And allergies and thin......Read the rest...

...Phobias A Bluto is not that Disney dog It was when a mewling that I would scream Should they wet my body And then apply cream Ablutophobia – fear of bathing, washing, or cleaning Achluo ......Read the rest...