Chihuahua Poems

Sylvia says a birthday bash is due
for her virgin Chihuahua, Pixie-Sue
turned a decade old. Other dogs, naturally,
are invited – neutered males only, sorry!
From earlier experiences she knew
what even a neutered dog might do.
She’d tolerate no such canine notions.
Even old men...Read More

I bought my newest dog one year ago, today is our first anniversary.
Last year, some nice people cut the price in half and sold him to me.
When I bought him, I only paid one hundred.
They sold me a Chihuahua and...Read More

Time’s passing
By Miracle Man
10-26-2019

Some facts I’ve gleaned from having long life,
Age makes a Pit Bull become a Chihuahua pup.
But lacking wisdom, it can’t avoid strife,
It still barks loud but can’t back it up.

...Read More

Dog & Man
Written: by Tom Wright
10-10-2019

Once time has robbed a pit bull of its fight,
 It becomes a Chihuahua that’s all bark, no bite.
Now its kept in the house or tied to the porch,
While awaiting its time to bequeath the...Read More

feisty Chihuahua
circles a verdant plant, hikes....
rain lily blossoms  ...Read More

Sylvia says a birthday bash is due
her virgin Chihuahua, Pixie-Sue
turned a decade old. Other dogs, naturally,
are invited – neutered males only, sorry!
From previous experiences she knew
what even a neutered dog might do.
She’d tolerate no such canine notions.
Even old men are...Read More

Chased by a Chihuahua by Radrook [ A childhood memory.]


O little Chihuahua so tiny but fierce,

why did you provide me with memory of fear?

Why must I recall you, pursuing galore, 

until I could almost evade you no more?


How did I...Read More

I adopted Agnes six years ago today.
She'll be my dog until she passes away.
I named my Chihuahua after my late mother.
She's my dog and I won't trade her for any other.
Agnes got sick and a veterinarian examined her.
The vet discovered...Read More

     Sure loves talking tough
Tough guy picking on the weak
      Always name-branding

         But he turns to his
     Loyal sycophantic...Read More

The Georgia black bear roamed around
Looking for food to eat
Maybe a place of warm safety
And some edible meat

Inside the warm house he feels safe 
But a woman is there
It was his mistake to choose this place
Into other's eyes did stare...Read More

This morning, I experienced some good luck.
I bought a Chihuahua for one hundred bucks.
My new dog is brown and his name is Red.
He will be my dog for many years ahead.
Like other dogs, he probably loves to gnaw on bones.
Red...Read More

The tiny black Chihuahua dressed in her red collar
      Followed her mistress in her red dress and umbrella
Pouring rain didn't matter, just cell phone's caller
      The man in dark suit...Read More

Yappy ball of fur
A cuddly little land shark 
Please stop biting me


A little haiku about my mother’s dog :)...Read More

keys
   work
      stress
         hot iron
           dirty dishes
      mother-in-law
  ...Read More

Mr Chi they call me
I'm the boss you see

I maybe small 
But I feel 10 feet tall

I sleep all day and night too
Every little noise I'll alert you 

Hear that cat a mile away
Love to chase it and play

Other dogs...Read More

I dreamed a chihuahua was on our front porch 
Speaking with Barak Obama's voice
Calmly and evenly admonishing Rhonda and me: 
"Even were I tall enough to reach the knob, 
I have no thumbs, and couldn't open the door, 
so you're...Read More

Oh my pretty Tsuki
Tsuki-tsuki-tsoo
Aren't you a beautiful doggy?
You'd make a lovely sandwich!
Eat you on a toasted sourdough bun,
Yes I will. Yes I will.
I love you so much, kissy kissy,
Snuggle snuggle
Wouldn't you like me to
Roast you on a spit?
Bite a hole...Read More

Today my Chihuahua and I celebrate our 4th anniversary.
But something happened two weeks ago that was scary.
I had to rush my dog to the vet because she was sick.
She almost died because she was paralyzed by a tick.
She couldn't move...Read More

Grrrr WOMEN they drive me mad!


We were due to go on holiday
My wife said she was on her way
I’d got the car engine running 
I waited
and waited
and waited



But my wife Marcie was on the phone to her mom
Marcie had INSISTED...Read More

My little Chihuahua is such a guard

couldn't keep him barred on our side of the yard

troublesome and never shy

yaps at every passerby

Ah, chihuahua! Why? My little Bernard.


Since he keeps escaping, contrived a plan, 

reluctant, under his harness I ran

horizontal a...Read More

I have a puppy who loves to run and jump.
I have a Chihuahua that is named Trump.
He was born on the 14th of January and he's special indeed.
I now have two Applehead Chihuahuas, that is their breed.
Trump is some feisty...Read More

in winter's sunlight
chihuahua's blood vessels show...
 some goose poop on ears ...Read More

Empty breaches blowing hard in the wind                                 ...Read More

The hawk dives from a phone tower into the unknown; 
Only if I can see him for a fleeting moment
Inability to grasp a hold of and neutralize that subtle uncertainty 
A whisper is the difference between a stagnant life and...Read More

"EXTRA, EXTRA"



the frogs lose themselves on the green and brown colored 
grass.
write enter on places where there is no
entrance,
find the skull and bones and make them your
remedy,
watch the tears fall from the great Dane as he loses to the
chihuahua, 
put...Read More