Best Chihuahua Poems
Categories:
chihuahua, animals, funny, nature
Form:
Grook
Chihuahua - Part IvI've loved Agnes ever since the day that I got her.
She's the closest thing that I have to a daughter.
Since 1990, she's the only female dog that I've had.
When my former female dog died, it was very sad.
I named her after Mom and that makes...
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Categories:
chihuahua, animal, dog, pets,
Form:
Rhyme
Funny Kid's Chihuahua LimerickThere once was a Chihuahua named Hairy
Wispy as air, white his hair, and scary
Like a ghost he'd appear
Quiet, soft as cashmere
Sometimes it seems he's dropped from the aerie
aerie( aer-y or ey-rie) 1. a lofty nest of any bird...2. a house, fortress,...
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Categories:
chihuahua, funny, pets,
Form:
Limerick
Chihuahua PrincessChihuahua Princess
a Mexican breed..
French kisser
I know it is not this and that...
Sara...
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Categories:
chihuahua, pets,
Form:
Haiku
Chihuahuain winter's sunlight
chihuahua's blood vessels show...
some goose poop on ears ...
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Categories:
chihuahua, pets,
Form:
Haiku
Categories:
chihuahua, animal, dog, funny, hilarious,
Form:
Rhyme
Chihuahuachihuahua and cat
sit, chihuahua sniffs cat's fur...
lick~dog cleans cat's ears
cat smiles leans into
the gentle cleaning enjoys..
dog cleans cat's face~mouth ...
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Categories:
chihuahua, life, nature,
Form:
Haiku
Chihuahua Football At the Rose Hill StadiumChihuahua Football At The Rose Hill Stadium
Watching football at home with my little dogs on a cold winter night, I realize that I coach my
own football team.
Running deep far into the football field at the Rose Hill Stadium (Which is my vegetable-dyed
Persian...
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Categories:
chihuahua, animals, family, fantasy, funny,
Form:
Free verse
Bernard My ChihuahuaMy little Chihuahua is such a guard
couldn't keep him barred on our side of the yard
troublesome and never shy
yaps at every passerby
Ah, chihuahua! Why? My little Bernard.
Since he keeps escaping, contrived a plan,
reluctant, under his harness I ran
horizontal a wood spoon
A distraught whirling typhoon...
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Categories:
chihuahua, bullying, dog,
Form:
Limerick
Thing's I Say That Make My Chihuahua HappyOh my pretty Tsuki
Tsuki-tsuki-tsoo
Aren't you a beautiful doggy?
You'd make a lovely sandwich!
Eat you on a toasted sourdough bun,
Yes I will. Yes I will.
I love you so much, kissy kissy,
Snuggle snuggle
Wouldn't you like me to
Roast you on a spit?
Bite a hole in your belly and
Suck your...
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Categories:
chihuahua, animal, dog, food, funny,
Form:
Free verse
My Chihuahua Thinks He's a DaneI know this story is silly
but it's really very true
I have a Chihuahua named Brutis
but for short I call him Bru
With him I'm never lonely
because he stays right by my side
No noise nor bad weather or anything
could make him run and hide
In fact he thinks...
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Categories:
chihuahua, childhood, children, funny, pets
Form:
Chihuahua - Part IiiI adopted my Chihuahua six months ago today.
I adopted her five months after Mom passed away.
When I adopted her, I named her after my mother.
She's very sweet and I sure do love her.
Agnes is her name and I sure do adore her.
I wouldn't take a...
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Categories:
chihuahua, animal, dog, pets,
Form:
Rhyme
Chased By a Chihuahua By RadrookChased by a Chihuahua by Radrook [ A childhood memory.]
O little Chihuahua so tiny but fierce,
why did you provide me with memory of fear?
Why must I recall you, pursuing galore,
until I could almost evade you no more?
How did I deserve all your bitterest ire?...
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Categories:
chihuahua, humor, humorous, stress,
Form:
Quatrain
ChihuahuaI adopted a dog and named her after my mother.
Agnes is her new name and I sure do love her.
I fell in love with Agnes as soon as I met her.
I've been unhappy because of my parents' deaths but now I feel a little better.
I...
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Categories:
chihuahua, dog, love, pets,
Form:
Rhyme
More Beautiful Than PogsIn the world's biggest collection
of pogs, there is not one pog
As beautiful as my dog
Nor has there ever been a hog
As beautiful as my dog
Nor e'er a frog upon its log
Not even its youngest pollywog
As comely as my dog.
And so I make my dog eggnog
I...
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Categories:
chihuahua, beauty, dog, drink, games,
Form:
Rhyme