Best Chihuahua Poems
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Everywhere I go
My Chihuahua rides with me
In his McDonald's coffee cup
Right next to me on the seat
I've loved Agnes ever since the day that I got her.
She's the closest thing that I have to a daughter.
Since 1990, she's the only female dog that I've had.
When my former female dog died, it was very sad.
I named her after Mom and that makes her special indeed.
Agnes is a full stock Chihuahua dog, that is her breed.
She's special and unique, there can never be another.
Because she's named Agnes, it's like having a small part of my mother.
(Dedicated to Agnes, my Chihuahua dog.)
There once was a Chihuahua named Hairy
Wispy as air, white his hair, and scary
Like a ghost he'd appear
Quiet, soft as cashmere
Sometimes it seems he's dropped from the aerie
aerie( aer-y or ey-rie) 1. a lofty nest of any bird...2. a house, fortress, or the like. located high on a hill or mountain
Inspired by: Team Poetry Soup
Contest: Funny Kid's Poem Contest
Written: October 09, 2015
Chihuahua Princess
a Mexican breed..
French kisser
I know it is not this and that...
Sara
in winter's sunlight
chihuahua's blood vessels show...
some goose poop on ears
I'm baked
I'm baked
One toke is all it taked.
chihuahua and cat
sit, chihuahua sniffs cat's fur...
lick~dog cleans cat's ears
cat smiles leans into
the gentle cleaning enjoys..
dog cleans cat's face~mouth
Chihuahua Football At The Rose Hill Stadium
Watching football at home with my little dogs on a cold winter night, I realize that I coach my
own football team.
Running deep far into the football field at the Rose Hill Stadium (Which is my vegetable-dyed
Persian rug that I bought at an estate sale to cover my hardwoods.) is Piglet, a young and
highly spirited white short-hair Chihuahua, who happens to also be a neutered male, ripped
with lots of muscles and little body fat. Piglet leaps up high and is able to catch in mid-air
the fluffy white piece of parmesan cheese covered popcorn with his cute little white teeth.
(That I just brushed with chicken flavored toothpaste after his bath)
Tessie, the long-haired, black and white female Chihuahua, who is not so lean, executes
most of her plays as the defensive tackle position. She often blocks Piglet from catching his
popcorn and also profits from his fumbles, by intercepting his popcorn and eating it before
she is able to execute a perfect touchdown. (Haven’t managed to teach her to delay eating
her popcorn yet)
Each year they get better and better, next year they might be ready to take their show on
the road. Until then, they have until the Super Bowl to practice their four footed maneuvers
and tricks. At best, they could make it to Letterman's Stupid Pet Tricks some day soon.
(No harm was done to animals in preparation of writing this poem or playing Chihuahua
Football)
My little Chihuahua is such a guard
couldn't keep him barred on our side of the yard
troublesome and never shy
yaps at every passerby
Ah, chihuahua! Why? My little Bernard.
Since he keeps escaping, contrived a plan,
reluctant, under his harness I ran
horizontal a wood spoon
A distraught whirling typhoon
trying to get through the fence to the man
5/15/2017
Oh my pretty Tsuki
Tsuki-tsuki-tsoo
Aren't you a beautiful doggy?
You'd make a lovely sandwich!
Eat you on a toasted sourdough bun,
Yes I will. Yes I will.
I love you so much, kissy kissy,
Snuggle snuggle
Wouldn't you like me to
Roast you on a spit?
Bite a hole in your belly and
Suck your insides out!
Moose fart! PLPLPLPL!!
Such a lovely, lovely girl
You'd make the perfect pot roast
Or a mince pie, you're such a sweety,
Eat you, eat you up, nom nom nom.
I know this story is silly
but it's really very true
I have a Chihuahua named Brutis
but for short I call him Bru
With him I'm never lonely
because he stays right by my side
No noise nor bad weather or anything
could make him run and hide
In fact he thinks he is my watchdog
though he stands only five inches high
His chest puffs up and his ears pull back
if a stranger comes nearby
Now I wouldn't say he's spoiled
okay maybe just a little bit
He dresses in the latest styles
some of them custom fit
Some folks say I've gone to far
that some thing is just not right
But all I know is that I've gotta go
because it's time to kiss him goodnight
Chased by a Chihuahua by Radrook [ A childhood memory.]
O little Chihuahua so tiny but fierce,
why did you provide me with memory of fear?
Why must I recall you, pursuing galore,
until I could almost evade you no more?
How did I deserve all your bitterest ire?
Your rampaging anger, your hatred entire?
Could you not control all your fierceness just once?
and let me retire by luck or by chance?
Why did you continue a hunting me down,
and make me appear like a scared circus clown,
with eyeballs a bulging from out off my face,
and a heart that was pounding in utter disgrace?
Why not just permit me to go waltzing by
and rather go chasing some other quaint guy?
Why did I deserve that you come after me
so furiously fast and so persistently?
Oh little chihuahua so ready to bite,
with little dog body, so ready to fight
Why not let me pass? Why not let me be?
Why did you decide to begin hunting me?
Read more: varietygalore.boards.net/thread/546/hunt-poem-based-childhood-memory#ixzz5yQXB1m8Y
I adopted my Chihuahua six months ago today.
I adopted her five months after Mom passed away.
When I adopted her, I named her after my mother.
She's very sweet and I sure do love her.
Agnes is her name and I sure do adore her.
I wouldn't take a million bucks for her.
(Dedicated to Agnes, my Chihuahua.)
In the world's biggest collection
of pogs, there is not one pog
As beautiful as my dog
Nor has there ever been a hog
As beautiful as my dog
Nor e'er a frog upon its log
Not even its youngest pollywog
As comely as my dog.
And so I make my dog eggnog
I write about her in my blog
I take her with me when I jog
Drunk on grog, all agog,
Lost in fog, slipped a cog,
I snuck into the synagogue
With my beautiful dog.
Mr Chi they call me
I'm the boss you see
I maybe small
But I feel 10 feet tall
I sleep all day and night too
Every little noise I'll alert you
Hear that cat a mile away
Love to chase it and play
Other dogs how dare they be
I'm a proper dog can't they see
Internal clock says it's walkies time
Nose is ready to smell things devine
Love my food could eat all day
Overweight, I heard the vet say
Love my mum to bits
Protect and guard her wherever she sits
I'm a little stubborn so they say
Only do things my way
Tummy tickles my favourite thing
Doggy heaven it sends me in
Biggest bark you will ever hear
O yes did I say I like beer
I'm a Chihuahua through and through
Loving, loyal, and playful too
Back to sleep it's been a while
Mr Chi will make you smile