Thing's I Say That Make My Chihuahua Happy

Oh my pretty Tsuki Tsuki-tsuki-tsoo Aren't you a beautiful doggy? You'd make a lovely sandwich! Eat you on a toasted sourdough bun, Yes I will. Yes I will. I love you so much, kissy kissy, Snuggle snuggle Wouldn't you like me to Roast you on a spit? Bite a hole in your belly and Suck your insides out! Moose fart! PLPLPLPL!! Such a lovely, lovely girl You'd make the perfect pot roast Or a mince pie, you're such a sweety, Eat you, eat you up, nom nom nom.