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Thing's I Say That Make My Chihuahua Happy

Oh my pretty Tsuki Tsuki-tsuki-tsoo Aren't you a beautiful doggy? You'd make a lovely sandwich! Eat you on a toasted sourdough bun, Yes I will. Yes I will. I love you so much, kissy kissy, Snuggle snuggle Wouldn't you like me to Roast you on a spit? Bite a hole in your belly and Suck your insides out! Moose fart! PLPLPLPL!! Such a lovely, lovely girl You'd make the perfect pot roast Or a mince pie, you're such a sweety, Eat you, eat you up, nom nom nom.

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Date: 3/18/2018 4:52:00 PM
Glad I'm not your dog, my dear. I'm reminded of a poem I wrote called "Shades of Sweeney Todd" about a husband who fantasizes about doing away with his wife in grizzly imagery. Thank you for stopping by to read me. Best to you. / M
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Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Date: 3/18/2018 5:26:00 PM
And yet it's true Tsuki rolls about between my breasts in heavenly bliss as I say such things to her.