Chet Poems - Poems about Chet

Mommy’s cookies are the best, but we cannot go inside yet. We are having the best day, me and my cousin Little Chet. Our cheeks are red, our snowman is almost done, and he is great. The dog is slipping and sliding, he just did an icy figure eight. This is the kind of memory I wish we could...

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Chet wore his plaid pants up to his pencil protector People ran from the cafeteria when they saw him He was an incessant talker Never let anyone else speak We have all been cornered by him His prattle is boring; scientific crap Stuff none of us care about Quantum physics, montum shizzicks, We don’t even believe in whatever it is We are from the...

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whispers went all around the church Chet got sheep faced again last night and was found serenading another chick his wife bonked him on the head on her way out...

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I am Chet, the dancing frog, and my legs are keen! I can jiggle a jig, and my cool moves are mean! Probably the most agile guy you have ever seen! Want to see my cannonball or my jumping bean?...

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Chet was thrilled to be sent to Kanas City Mercy Hospital East He had been told the food was great, hot bread made of yeast. Their desserts are delicious, and their nurses are svelte and fine. He could barely wait to have them look at his sore back behind. He was all ready to have his fine tushy looked...

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Dubbins the donkey had not seen Chet for over twenty-two years He clomped right up to him and gave a joyful excited bray Chet felt guilty for staying away from his parent’s farm this long He had forgotten how long a donkey’s memory is....

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TO; Chet, CHUCK, DAD, MOM. & LARRY Dear Chet, Chuck, Dad, Mom, & Larry I thought of you all again today As I always think of you all As each day goes by Chet I have never met you as you were born and passed the same day so I miss knowing you and getting to know you you may be...

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