Chet Poems - Poems about Chet

...it’s too wet, too gloomy, too damp putting me in a bad mood, I am too annoyed to write I wanted to picnic today this storm has ruined everything! Dang it! Now the lights have gone out! Even if ......Read the rest...

...Fortune teller squirrel gives me the old once-over I squirm a bit, like my half-blind eye, Cocker Spaniel, Rover. I see that you think you are special, she says, glaring at me. Feeling uncomfortab......Read the rest...

...their baby is six weeks old today Chet had forgotten the exact date But Sheri was ready for him He opened the door and nearly fell over She was even more beautiful as a Mommy His heart was beati......Read the rest...

...He is a quick learner, his brain is mighty. Chet learns swiftly, and he is completely tidy. He is not hasty, does not make irrational decisions. Buying this story hook, line and sinker from his Un......Read the rest...

...Chet wore his plaid pants up to his pencil protector People ran from the cafeteria when they saw him He was an incessant talker Never let anyone else speak We have all been cornered by him His......Read the rest...

...Uncle Jake laughs like a laughing hyena! Crazy as you’ve ever seen. I did not know cousin Chet well, but thought this was mean. He truly does! Said my husband-to-be, who was adding to it now. Some......Read the rest...

...Chet had worked for the railroad for forty-six years I want to ride the train from New York to California it was his last ride, luxuriously relaxing for this engineer......Read the rest...

...Lee is a beatnik all right, the seventy year olds agreed he was lying in the grass, playing bongos next to his weed as chill as we had ever seen Maynard on Dobie Gillis too We was singing a weird ......Read the rest...

...Pete’s whole house is strawberry colored, with fruity designs. I am getting tired of Chet and his incessant whines. I cannot believe it but he has strawberry dishes, curtains and doors. I am tired......Read the rest...

...whispers went all around the church Chet got sheep faced again last night and was found serenading another chick his wife bonked him on the head on her way out......Read the rest...

...Chet grabbed my story and claimed it as his own. Tacking on a slightly different ending. I kept my mouth shut about this. War has obliterated his own stories. PTSD dangles him in a state of web-l......Read the rest...

...Ed the science teacher encouraged us To see what floats, the brilliant little cuss We learned right away that Chet's Mom, she does not play We ruined her dry-cleanable new velvet suit. And both o......Read the rest...

...Channel Five calls mayoral candidate Goots a bully. He is referred to as the AntiChrist on Channel Three Someone on the air yells “liar, liar, pants on fire.” This is the best news we find on our......Read the rest...

...I am Chet, the dancing frog, and my legs are keen! I can jiggle a jig, and my cool moves are mean! Probably the most agile guy you have ever seen! Want to see my cannonball or my jumping bean?......Read the rest...

...Teeth for everybody! The grandma yelled. Throwing out her old dentures for the residents to catch. Some took their own out, and put hers in. Some claimed hers felt better than theirs. I didn’t ge......Read the rest...