Cat Chastushka Poems

My sweet cat loves 2 percent milk
Which I put in Captain Crunch
Halfway through my meal, she took a sip
But I still finished up my brunch...

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Santa Claus was trimming his tree

when his cat shrieked like a banshee

Freaked, Santa fell from the ladder

and groaned, "I emptied my bladder."




12/20/2020
Christmas Chastushka
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich...

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I wanted to take a Christmas photo,
of my Kitty Kat in her new dress;
I wished all to see her holiday glow,
(she fell asleep) will...

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Quiet despair
getting up
 Sitting down,
We are leaving tomorrow
open a bottle of beer
It ain`t cold
The fridge is defrosting
I`m old.
Have lived for 30 years
Am I excepted?
 to...

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Death In The afternoon  

The field mouse 
 So dolce
Sleeping in 
A blue flower 
The woman who took 
This adorable picture
Also had a
 Moggy
On...

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yea yes i went on Facebook
and caught my intention for a minute
of planes crazy or call it plain the pray

and so left you for a...

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Our Technology Fiend

Computer, dear, please come on.
Don’t be so temperamental.
Click, click, no light, no sound.
A pulled wire; oh, that cat.

© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
January 20, 2010

Poetic...

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Here as I sit at the pearly white gates, not sure of what my fate will be? As I reflect back on 
my life and...

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This feline was born
Immediately it attacked my skin
Rigid claws made me mourn
The day I took this filth in....

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