Funny Character Poems

Walked in through those gates, the legends foretold/
valley of death? Try a circus of old/
The baddest dude charged, Timber! Came the call/
He fell like a...

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I strolled into Hell like a VIP/
Satan said, "what's this nonsense I see"/
"Bro, I out evil you", I smirked with glee/
Then he rage-quit chess, forfeiting...

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I'm a Ghetto clown, a fool for the cash/
Juggling dreams while the world does a dash/
If laughter's a crime, then call me a crook/
I'll steal...

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"How about it daddy,"
show me the way,
how you roll that paper,
you make it slay.

"How about it daddy,"
you smell so funny,
is that the reason,
you look so...

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I just cannot resist that smile
it is making the whole world go wild
everyone is tearing up and
even the little baby is touched.

The last time I...

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I love Comedy 

Yes, I do
to read a clown
spewing humour
what the hell can I add
when a man defends feminism
and then bends over for trump
he's asking...

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This Cowboy came into this world with nothing.
So when you said you were leaving, I said
" Fine."
Now I hope I'll find me a little something.
That...

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Humble and true. 
There was a very close friend
A man being and the warmth like the sun
A smile that would make the Moon grin
The man,...

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Miss piglet is at it again,
her blonde wigs, here we go,
her jealousy it always shows.

Her clothes are tight,
her lashes are glued, 
she loves to fight...

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Underneath there is a story
Water is a liquid
And the sand is an ingredient 
Above there is a tale
Rain is water
And the sky is a component...

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An orange face disguises my white independence 
For saying stupid hurtful things that make no sense
I will win the day
And make them pay
Like when I...

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The princess inlist
In the army academy
She's very friendly with her companions 
She's a young woman with a very
Beautiful smile, a hug to her
This atmosphere of...

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They said this strange man ate his squirrel:
such a lovely arboreal rodent, a creature that nibbles.
First he eats its legs, then its body,
but omits the...

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Captain Picard enters his quarters
after a hard day on the bridge, the
Enterprise had left Klingon space
    
    Tea, Earl...

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(HIM)-->Thomas J. Hanks tells me don't make a scene,
My blest poetry will make true my dream,  
Here's your first check for starters,
Contract to sign--FROM...

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