Funny Character Poems

A man that is supposed to be a Super Hero
Is really a zero
No courage
Unable to protect and defend
All pretend
Fearless not ready for any challenge
No leverage
At...

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Every girl, every woman
in his  hometown
is wild and insane
about that funny guy
and crazy playboy
who deceives anybody
and walks through the halls of Hell
to make them...

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KEY:

A: An American Man
B: A British Man


*It be a late evening in a semi-lively lightly plastered crowded pub near Bavarian Village in Hyde Park, London,...

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You can make humor
Out of drumstick to a mic
A funny blooper....

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SOME NECK

There was a big and small giraffe
They were always up for a laugh
Following spurious dietary wishes 
Ate up all the zookeeper’s dishes
So much food,...

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          Welcome to the land of...

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Roll out
Anywhere
Circling the room
Maybe a stop in Chicago
A good night sleep going left and right 
Hard to sleep tight
All happening at night side to side
One...

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you know he’s a Jib
the way you can tell
he jingles and jingles
like a jingly bell

but sometimes their jingle
mysteriously goes
then Jibs cry all day
and why, nobody...

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Have you ever been forgetful
When you're busy with a lot on your mind
As I do from time to time
Or just like me a scatterbrain

Like talking...

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O Luke o dare, Sad Truth Very Lucky 
Kwick rape picker o thus boot passed away
O dare thus boot duck, wiggle
[Passport please ... okay you...

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In a world of wires, cables and geeks,
a woman sauntered, looking quite unique
with circuits of wit and bytes of charm
mistaken for Ai
what a cause for...

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a dog went walking, with his master
a cat came running, next meowing, laughter

a squirrel in the tree, ran down to see
chirping, chipping, barking at the...

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New Yorkers, in general, are very notorious 
for walking way too fast, not moderately:
it's seen as an unpleasant remark;
tourists keep think to themselves,
" They're funny!...

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Humor laugh so hard I cry-aloud
Sored, that I sneezed involuntary expulsion of urine, I peed 
just like an toddler child

2/13/24
Written words by James Edward Lee...

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There's a trail that takes you everywhere.
Just be patient, that trail will get you there.
Up ahead, there is the town of Everywhere, USA.
When I got...

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