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Premium Member The Hula Hoop

The Hula Hoop

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On acquisitiveness or generositY,
Where both parties wanT
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pilot fish eats large
sharks parasites clean so the 
sharks do not eat them

***The above CONCRETE form is the statement described by its shape
The below HAIKU form describes the statement via a natural event
Being well-rounded I decided to call this the HULA HOOP

2019 August 19

*5th Place*

Invitation to Play
~~Sheri Fresonke Harper

Premium Member Upright and Not Inscrutable

Upright and Not Inscrutable
By Franklin Price
9/20/2015

Upright and not inscrutable
Always Constitutional
Never running for an office just for me
Looking out for my constituents
In your best interests are my intents
However else would you think that I could be

Always standing for you here I am
For you my finger's in the dam
Making sure that it will never ever burst
Certifying that the laws we make
Will never your found freedom take
My responsibility is always to you first

Do I detect a hint of doubt
That some of you have found me out
Think that I am egotistically involved
That I will follow party first
Although for you could be the worst
Re-election is my goal I am resolved

I now seek a higher post
So you may raise your glass and toast
That I could be the highest in the land
Find I cannot get there at all
This you may find will bring a pall
Without the rich and things that they demand

Should not be me that you despise
For getting wool pulled o'er your eyes
It's the nature of the modern politic
If I could get there another way
Would still have your back first today
That the rich control us really makes me sick

Premium Member Octopus

Deadly intelligent life form 
At the bottom of the sea 
I am from planet confused 
What did I do 
with my glasses 
I can not see them ha 
Everything a joke 

Ha ha blind as a bat 
My big eyes 
are not great 
My name is octopus 
You are under my control 

look at the arms 
Look at the arms 
I am certifying myself mad 
in the head 
Look at the arms 
I am lost with 
so many arms hanging down 
Confused dot. com. 

I would need to be 
they are driving me crazy 
Keeping so many arms busy 
My brain can not cope 
with all the stress 
I will just have to use 
two arms a time 
Easier to control
will ignore the rest for now 

Just keep one eye on them 
To much for my brain 
to handle 
I think I am going cross eyed 
Sending me blind 
moving about 
look at the arms 
Look at the arms 

Medusa of the deep 
Minus the body 
Cold and lonely down here 
In a tizzy watching 
My mind can not sleep 

Look at the arms 
Theirs no arm in me really


Certifying Old Age

How do you know if you’ve reached old age?
There are several different signs.
I’m gonna tell you just a few
The ones that cross my mind.

I’ll do the very best I can
And hope I can recall.
But don’t expect too many,
I may remember none at all!

Oh wait!  Some just came to me
Right out of the blue
One is real poor vision-
Near deafness is number two.

When you gather with your buddies
Your discussions ain’t the same
No talk of sports and music
Or movies you can name.

It’s more results of MRI’s
Or Cat Scans and the such
What medicines you’re takin’
How often and how much.

How many Doctors are you seeing?
What do they have to say?
Are you needing special treatment?
Is your insurance gonna pay?

With the answers togeather with aches and pains
You should be able to gauge
and come to one conclusion
By God you've reached OLD AGE!


Ralph Taylor
03/23/10

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