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Funny Celebrity Poems

These Funny Celebrity poems are examples of Celebrity poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Celebrity Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Serling and Roddenberry for Tea: IMPORTANT Epilogue Update
"What sort of world
be home to those
who goes about
judging all souls
of what they do
be right or wrong
and how'd they know
of this-and-that
be bad or good
be alsoooo,...

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Categories: allusion, analogy, appreciation, celebrity,



Premium Member You Know Who
He had a big schnozzola
and sang with bold hat and smile.
Heard on the old Victrola,
one of his tricks to beguile.

It was fo, lo, dee, oh,...

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Categories: celebrity, city, fun, riddle,

Premium Member I've got Joe in hand - in Terry Fators voice
I have a plan
Yes it may be unconventional,
But as a fan
I assure you its success will be intentional.

Most of you may know me
My talent feted...

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Categories: celebrity, funny, humor, parody,

Premium Member THE STORY OF LEAPING LIZARD THE HIGH-JUMPING TRACK STAR-
Leaping Lizard™ was
 a frog that jump the high hurdles

while Paul Pollywog™  swims and wiggles
 ...can't run nor jump cuz' got no legs
 to...

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Categories: analogy, celebrity, character, cute,

Celebrity P and C
Being a celebrity has Ps and CS. They make you feel so important by giving you too much attention, even to the extent of spending...

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Categories: celebrity, animal, funny,



A Beko Chooses Nickname Gecko
Not for prized Wristwatch Seiko
Would I wear a Nick Gecko
And there is a sane Beko
Who could drink to “a Gecko”
And permits us to echo
“Beko is...

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Categories: adventure, celebrity, funny, war,

Wear Your Odd Socks With Pride
Wear your odd socks with pride,
No need for them to, in your gumboots hide,
Of funny looks, I don't give a darn,
As I can spin a...

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Categories: absence, blessing, celebration, celebrity,

A Journey With a Funny Attorney
All were ready for the journey,
With us a funny attorney!
Each time he spoke dropped the funny
Like comedians out for money.
"No beauty is spared the horny"
"Life...

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Categories: celebrity, character, love, people,

Premium Member Santa's Predicament
Getting down the chimney, Santa got stuck
Belly got tautened while trying to duck
All over smeared with black soot
His face got dark like his boot
Rescue force...

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Categories: celebrity, christmas, dark,

Comparing Luther and Mandela
Shall I forget my asking a brother:
“Who of The Two has A Much Taller Order?”
And Dairy Hand mishandled An Udder,
For round spinning to watch Close...

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Categories: celebrity, africa, appreciation, black african

Normality
Do you ever wish you could be 
another face in the crowd 
that fades from everyone’s memory
blending in like brushstrokes on canvas
catching no one’s attention...

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Categories: career, celebrity, humanity, identity,

Premium Member O, For the Shows
The Honeymooners
  Burns & Allen
Mister Ed, Mork & Mindy
  My Favorite Martian, My Three Sons

Sergeant Bilko, Dobie Gillis
  O, for the shows...

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Categories: celebrity, fun, funny, nostalgia,

Premium Member Betty White Rip
*Image of Betty White by Pinterest.



Betty White RIP



Alas!
She Passed,

Betty,
Firstly,

Then White,
Finite,

Icon,
Like On,

TV,
Marquee,

AM,
FM,

Invest,
Her Best,

Female,
Prevail,

Guinness,
Booked As,

Premiere,
Career,

Shadows,
Gameshows,

Mary,
Murray,

Ted And,
Sue Ann,

High-Strung,
Sharp-Tongue,

Antics,
Frantics,

Leaven,
Seven,

Golden,
Stolen,

Bea, Rue,
Stan Too,

Miles And,
Nylund,

Fourth Gal,
Estelle,

Neighbor,
Failure,

Drop Dead,
She Did,

Gun Shot,
In Shock,

Hearts Race,
Shot Vase,

Herring,
War...

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Categories: appreciation, beautiful, career, celebrity,

Premium Member Dear Betty White
Dearest Betty, we  miss you so much,
so many characters we got to know,
Your wonderful, unique, funny touch
A special one ~ "Rose's" Golden glow!

"SueAnn"made us...

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© Ann Peck  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: appreciation, celebrity, change, dedication,

Premium Member A Lovely Rose
Betty White was the gentle Rose
Golden Girl’s funny lady of repose
She charmed us all on those shows
With kindness a poet might compose





A Celebrity Epitaph Poetry...

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Categories: celebrity, death, eulogy,


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