Funny Cat Poems

It was a perfect day, a sunny golden day.
I felt the gentle sweep of easy breezes,
the music of the wind.
It was my daily stroll around...

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I see her kitten again.
It he trying, or is he dying?
Is it feline immunodeficiency?

Why doesn’t she fall back in love
with that husband?
What when that kitten...

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thorough grooming baths
our cat does administer
licks my son's hair clean...

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I baked some cookies, fresh and warm,
Their smell, a perfect, sugary storm.
I turned my back for just a beat,
And came back to a missing treat!

The...

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Old Steve was a marvelous kitty
But what happened to Steve was a pity
He was born in a barn
On a twelve-acre farm
His career was chasing the...

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JUDY…
Judy was a German Shepherd from my newborn days
I’ve seen some pictures, black and white; she had a friendly gaze
I wish I could remember her...

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Twas the night before Christmas, all snug in my bed,  
With visions of sugarplums dancing in my head.  
But little did I know,...

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Hell Cat Queen

Oh, Mayling Lou dearest, my heart’s elation
On Halloween you’ll be a possessed abomination
Neither purr nor mew
pussyfooting   Boo!
You are tonight’s sweet spooky...

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Scaredy cat

Scaredy cat scaredy cat
She runs away inside,
Halloween is drawing near
And she only wants to hide.

To be a proper witches cat 
She really must aspire,
But...

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There is a lady named Sherry
Who’s laugh is a blast quite merry
When asked if she shaves
She says no right away
Her cats prefer her legs hairy...

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Gothic Pets

Must of conjured up three demon cats from the depths of hell
What Halloween mischief does their presence foretell
Cat-lions roar, mincemeat!
Kids scared off with no...

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Barnabas Dracula Kitty

Barnabas darts deep in my closet each dawn
I go feed him at sunset but poof he’s gone
On Halloween night
I spot Barny in flight
His...

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Pleasingly Plump

Obese, bloated, overwrought with contrition
Lainey hung a chart of each yoga position
Couldn’t deal with stretching
Mice she’s still fetching
She defies my lectures on nutrition
...

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Zany Lainey Zen Cat

Her sky-blue eyes beam in serene contemplation
A Taoist kitty enigma in deep meditation
Now guru—Now Zany
Zen again, that's my Lainey!
An inscrutable sage, a...

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Lilly And Billy

Street cat Billy's spongy scraggly and cool
So, so edgy-sik, he's a grunge-dusky jewel
House cat Lily purrs he's so fine
Billy scoffs just get in...

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