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Funny Cat Poems

These Funny Cat poems are examples of Cat poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Cat Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member I am King Cat She Says
I’m King Cat she said with her nose in the air
Majestic, regal, confident, super soft hair.
A female King, I said dubiously, but aloud,
Heard of Nefertiti?...

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Categories: cat, 10th grade, 11th grade,



The Rat and The Cat
In circles and circles went the rat
On a family's front doorstep mat
A pet clawed for more
Then opened the door
Then was eaten by an indoor cat...

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Categories: animal, cat, cool, family,

The Neighborhood Cats
The neighborhood cats
Wonder around day and night
You cannot pet them
...

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Categories: adventure, animal, cat, community,

Premium Member A New Companion
My dog was so happy
  'till I got me a cat
He cocked his head funny 
  seemed to ask
    ...

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Categories: cat, dog, relationship,

The Queen
She is the master
The commander
The monarch
She rules this room
She is the Queen

Her territory expanding
Out into the kitchen
Away to the closet
Conquering through
She shows no mercy

Jumping upon...

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Categories: bullying, cat, fun, funny



Creative threats for cat-callers
I will bite your eyeballs
I will sand your bones
I will pluck out your veins
And peel back your nose

I will grind your eyelashes
I will boil your...

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Categories: cat, funny, girl, uplifting, woman,

Catfucious 16
I bring you sweet treats all the time
But you just swat my poor behind.

   Fine!  Get 'em yourself!
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© Jean Bush  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: anger, angst, cat, conflict,

Catfucious 14
I want to play but you say "shoo!"
So I left something in your shoe.

           I...

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© Jean Bush  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: animal, cat, funny, giggle,

Meowsings 2
What? I'm not eating your roses.
I am adjusting my whiskers.
I don't care for salads anyway.
Just watching this pathetic
Excuse for a plant self-destruct.
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© Jean Bush  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: animal, cat, flower, food,

Catfucious 10
Putting cat food in my bowl,
This same thing is getting old.

              ...

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© Jean Bush  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: animal, cat, food, funny,

Catfucious 9
I found a home.
   No more to roam.
     
          ...

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© Jean Bush  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: animal, cat, food, funny,

Premium Member Not a Rat
Not a Rat

If I had a cat, 
but I don't and won't, 
but I might still. 

If I had a cat...
I might, take flight, 
from...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: cat, dedication, encouraging, endurance,

Catfucious 7
Dinner's singing in a cage.

   A feast for me this Christmas Day.

           ...

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© Jean Bush  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: animal, bird, cat, december,

Burnt at the Stake
Here you find a very strange dish of steak,
Of the cat who wanted to be burnt at the stake....

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Categories: cat, funny, humor,

Premium Member Six Of One
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© Beth Evans  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: animal, cat, dog, friend,

Day of death embarrassment and condiments
To say today has been a strange day would be an understatement. It started off this morning when I went into the den where our...

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Categories: cat, cheer up, death,

Premium Member The Cat or the Mouse
The Cat or the Mouse

Oh no…
Where’s the …? 
The kids are here, 
unexpectedly. 

Why don’t they call?
Give us a little warning. 
We can not party...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: cat, celebration, giggle, happy, hero,

SPLAT FLAT CAT
The horse jumped on the dog
The dog jumped on the cat
I jumped on the horse
And the cat went splat!

The horse jumped off the dog
The dog...

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© Gary Hill  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: cat, children, dog, fun,

Premium Member The Fashion Zebra
The Fashion Zebra

I am a flake. 
That is the term for people that do not follow through. 
It may not be fair. I have spent...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: cat, freedom, funny, inspirational, love,

Premium Member the cat who stole Xmas
Where’s the tinsel that made the tree look cold
have not seen the popcorn that was hung so old
those huge colorful bulbs always got into a...

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Categories: cat, christmas, funny,