Funny Cat Poems
These Funny Cat poems are examples of Cat poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Cat Funny poems written by international poets.
CrITTERS RUN AMUCK-
adventure, animal, cat, character,
a dog went walking, with his master
a cat came running, next meowing, laughter
a squirrel in the tree, ran down to see
chirping, chipping, barking at the...
cat, dad, heart, love,
I was only four,
when Blackie my dog died.
My dad ran my best friend over,
yes it was a horrible accident.
animal, cat, cute, fun,
Pet me pet me you know where,
upon my back, stroke my hair.
If you don’t I’ll give you a stare,
pet me pet me you know where.
I'm Writing This Before You Get the Chance - Cat Sat on Mat
cat, extended metaphor, funny,
Inspired by a dear friend - iykyk
In a land where camels stitched their dreams,
With needles sharp and lofty seams.
A tailor's shop like desert wide,
Rum n Raisin 12 - And Walnut Makes Three
cat, dog, leadership,
Raisin said, “Rum, I’m beginning to see
that there will be times when we cannot agree.
Disputes shouldn’t leave us at a complete loss
So I think it’s...
Cataclysm: a Hooker Story
cat, crazy, funny, hilarious,
Destiny good Destiny bad
Destiny bring out the Best in Me Destiny know I ain't got a phone
She give me one call me incessantly
I met a...
A Cat and a Turtle
cat, fish, fun, funny,
A cat and a turtle, a pair
Found love in the warm summer air.
But it's not evolution,
Just a fanciful solution,
For a fish to be born, that's...
A Rum N Raisin Special - Origins
Milly was a nutty cat as nutty as can be
An also nutty poet said, “She’s nuttier than me.”
And that was saying something and I think...
The King Banished a Cat
cat, fun, funny, humor,
The king banished a cat, such a jest,
To Madrid, in the west, on a quest.
With Spanish cheese and feline grace,
It grew plump in that very...
cat, friend, together,
They came to the porch every night
To find their round bowls with delight
The group- very sweet
Would show up to eat
And watching them was quite...
Dear Sweet Cat
cat, cute, funny,
Dear little pussy cat sleeping all so snug
perhaps she maybe dreaming of a birdie or a bug,
Though as soon as I be resting you betcha...
animal, cat, cute love,
I don't need any psychedelic trip...
I can just watch my cat roll around
--- on her new rug laced in catnip!!...
cat, fish, girl, humor,
The little girl loves rubbing me,
I love giving her kisses when we have tea.
She has this bowl of four new friends,
goldfish cannot go out to...
My Furry Aristocrat
I want to write a poem sweet little kitty cat,
but you are on my cluttered writing desk:
and on my papers you have just...
Calling a Woman Tart
allusion, cat, image, woman,
I don't see the funny part
Of calling a woman Tart:
What you now plan to restart
And just burn a happy heart
Words of mischief...