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Funny Cat Poems

These Funny Cat poems are examples of Cat poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Cat Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member A Pet Minuchu
He is our neighbour’s cat
every morning at coffee he waits at our door
on the mat

He looks at us 
and meows so we don’t ignore
the puss

his...

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Categories: cat, food, funny,



Premium Member Pouncing
The cat watches me
sleeping alone, and he thinks
 “Ignore it” pouncing....

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Categories: cat, funny, humor,

Premium Member SMOKEY - MY FIRST FRIEND
Smokey was a funny cat.
You could see him think.
His place of choice to do this,
Was the kitchen sink.

He'd loll about for hours,
In seemingly deep thought;
Musing...

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© Judy Ball  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: cat, childhood,

Premium Member SMOKEY AND ME
Smokey was a funny cat,
Filled with fun and love;
Adventurous as all cats are,
And Master of the Hunt.

He stalked the house in search of that,
Which posed...

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© Judy Ball  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: cat, childhood,

Premium Member A Cat Named Bud
There once was a cat named Bud,
Who thought he was such a stud;
Until a vet trip,
They gave him a snip,
Now Bud's not a stud but...

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Categories: cat, funny,



Premium Member Kitty, Kitty, Kitty
I lay very quiet till you open the door
Then I scurry clear across the floor.
I know that it's you and I can't wait
To have you...

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Categories: best friend, cat, funny

Premium Member smart ass cat


darn cat
found my secret stash
of "catnip"



AP: 2nd place 2021

Posted on March 13, 2021...

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Categories: cat, fun, funny, word

Premium Member The Dog and The Cat
The dog and the cat got along just fine,
when one lazy day, the cat said to
the dog, "That couch is mine,"
then the cat ate the...

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Categories: cat, 6th grade, 7th grade,

Premium Member said every cat


I don’t remember you ever saying counters were off limits ~




Originally posted on February 20, 2021...

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Categories: cat, character, funny, games,

Premium Member HELLO MY NEW LITTLE KITTEN-
Hello my kitten
You are little and pleasing
Meowing he speaks
He has weird front paws and feet
Cuddles waddles so darling


2/14/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr ©...

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Categories: analogy, cat, funny,

Premium Member Aye, Caramba
chubby calico cat clumsily chased chipmunk,
crushed California poppies, crunched calla lilies,
clobbered chaise lounge, call off clambake,
completely catastrophic caper!...

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Categories: cat, funny,

Premium Member Sophie Helen and Shark
Sophie Helen is a cocker of sorts
She loves to sleep, denies all kinds of sports.
Enormous running days over for years.
She chases raccoons, has no obvious...

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Categories: cat, dog,

Premium Member SMOKEY - MY FIRST FRIEND
Smokey was a funny cat,
You could see him think.
His place of choice to do this,
Was table or kitchen sink.

He'd loll about for hours,
In seemingly deep...

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© Judy Ball  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: cat, pets,

Premium Member Craze Meister Threes
The cat was crazy, so we named him Craze Meister Threes. 
He was irrational, a fire ball who took down Christmas Trees. 
Why did you...

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Categories: 4th grade, cat, fun,

Premium Member My Annual Christmas Goal
 I’m Christmas Cat, I have a tradition;
I climb Christmas trees, it is my ambition.
Thirty-three I climbed last year, twenty before;
several dozen times, I’ve been...

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Categories: animal, cat, christmas, holiday,