Funny Cat Poems | Examples

These Funny Cat poems are examples of Cat poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Cat Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium MemberSweet Charlie Cat!

My Charlie cat, many long years ago
would use a pet door to come in and go.
But at times he gave way
let a neighborhood stray
sneak in, eat his food, pretend not to know.


Premium MemberA MEOW CHASE

A MEOW CHASE

The noise woke me up.
Cat ran from under the bed:
Big rat chasing her!

Premium MemberOde to Bella



There was a time when my heart was weeping
God had taken my pet cat back
it was so quiet
my home was like a tomb
then, I was given a funny creature
a cat with a flat face
she was soft as velvet
and had huge round golden eyes
I fell in love with her right away-  but she ran away

Under my bed she stayed
coming out to check things out
then, running back to the safety of the bed
but, one day she decided I was okay
I named her Isabella ... Bella for short
lots of purring and meowing was my gift from Bella
my gift were toys, balls, catnip mice, and dangling things
she loves to play for hours and hours
Bella really likes my feet
and at night we cuddle together until first light
in the morn' I take her to the garden to lay among flowers

Premium MemberKitty Isabella



Kitty Isabella-  is a shy cat,

when I take her outside she just lies flat.

She likes to roll on her back,

and my feet she will attack . . . 

Her favorite thing to do . . .  is chitchat !

Premium MemberCat Philosophy


 I'm cuddly and cute

 truly devoted to you-

 but on my own terms


Premium MemberLove Poem To A Cat

Love Poem to a Cat

Your simplicity is Absolute.
As such, a Perfection of your kind.
Eat, Sleep, Cuddle With The Giants, Get The Pets
Repeat.
Your days a monochrome monotony
Eternal yet ephemeral
You can be a nuisance
But never trouble

     (unlike your sister, who ran off because Mom wouldn't share her ice cream)

The Outside World is not for you,
Dear Boy.
It would chew you up and spit you out;
We can't have that.

So stay in with us as we retire
Live out your hopefully longish perfect cat life
Safe in its comfortable nonexcitement

When you are gone
You shall leave
A furry little hole in my heart

So sleep well,
My dear little Bubbula.
Sleep well.

Premium MemberDon't Displease Them

Cats like luxury,
And expect you
To provide it,
And feed them,
Then they decide
Whether to allow 
You to stroke them, 
Hug them, even maybe
Slightly squeeze them.

But always remember,
Cats don’t have owners,
They have staff,
So whatever you do,
Don’t displease them!

Premium MemberMad Am I Madam

Was it a car or a cat I saw
that jumped the curb in contempt of law?
Mad? Am I madam!
Bare is macadam-
No signs of auto tire or cat paw!

Premium Memberknead you

 
you are my meow i have deep felines for you ~ you are purr awesome

Premium MemberGAME OF CAT AND ROBIN

my russian blue cat
static like a statue
on the sun-warmed
window ledge

laser-focused eyes
fixate
on the gum tree
leaves tremble
then still

shrewd cat waits
wet nose
smearing the glass

a robin’s fleeting shadow
darts across
a pool of sunlight
diving into
the center of the light
then swooping back again
in a blur of motion

my cat pounces
chasing the robin
around
the carpeted floor

over and over
he paws at
the imaginary catch
but each time
elusive robin
slips away

Premium MemberFUN

Funny things happen when you least expect them.
                                    Usually involving a cat.
                                     Napping on your face.

Premium MemberGinger Cat

I have this little Ginger Cat.
Lord knows what he sees
in me! – cutest adoring eyes
I don’t deserve; purrs in 
reserve, as he settles to cuddle
and be stroked. 
   All I do is feed him, a bowl of
fresh water couple times a day -- 
box of clay for his business – but,
I could almost swear, that there is 
true love for me, exhibited in even
our mundane close encounters

given a chance, he would kill every
backyard dove...just for fun shred

I guess, he’s only being a cat for I
keep him well fed

hoping God instructs Michael
to give similar latitude when it
comes to His Man

sure can be confusing, when 
considering, God, and His, often, perplexing
species' plan....

Premium MemberOreo Coming Home

Picture of Little Oreo’s arrival I can’t believe you bring so much love and mischief You were carried in by a stork Too much wait for your arrival Now that you’re here Wasn’t told you do parkour I can’t stop loving you You’re so sweet little Oreo

Premium MemberWhy Are Cats So Cute ?



I love my tabby kitty's tummy dots.
all those swirly, soft, downy lovely spots;
she likes to jump, spin and leap,
sometime, behind me will creep . . . 
I wake each morn with kitty in my thoughts !

Premium MemberANIMAL CHAOS

ANIMAL CHAOS

Dogs barking loudly,
excited cats meowing,
as rats run and play:-

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