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Funny Cat Poems

These Funny Cat poems are examples of Cat poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Cat Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Cat on a Leash
It was a perfect day, a sunny golden day.
I felt the gentle sweep of easy breezes,
the music of the wind.
It was my daily stroll around...

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Categories: animal, cat, cute, funny,



That Cat
I see her kitten again.
It he trying, or is he dying?
Is it feline immunodeficiency?

Why doesn’t she fall back in love
with that husband?
What when that kitten...

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Categories: cat, animal, beauty, cute love,

Premium Member Cat Bath
thorough grooming baths
our cat does administer
licks my son's hair clean...

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Categories: caregiving, cat, child, cute,

The Great Cookie Caper
I baked some cookies, fresh and warm,
Their smell, a perfect, sugary storm.
I turned my back for just a beat,
And came back to a missing treat!

The...

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Categories: cat, food, funny,

A CAT NAMED STEVE
Old Steve was a marvelous kitty
But what happened to Steve was a pity
He was born in a barn
On a twelve-acre farm
His career was chasing the...

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Categories: 10th grade, animal, cat,



Premium Member My Life With Pets
JUDY…
Judy was a German Shepherd from my newborn days
I’ve seen some pictures, black and white; she had a friendly gaze
I wish I could remember her...

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Categories: cat, dog, pets,

Twas the night before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, all snug in my bed,  
With visions of sugarplums dancing in my head.  
But little did I know,...

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Categories: animal, cat, christmas, imagination,

Premium Member Hell Cat Queen
Hell Cat Queen

Oh, Mayling Lou dearest, my heart’s elation
On Halloween you’ll be a possessed abomination
Neither purr nor mew
pussyfooting   Boo!
You are tonight’s sweet spooky...

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Categories: best friend, cat, fantasy,

Premium Member SCAREDY CAT
Scaredy cat

Scaredy cat scaredy cat
She runs away inside,
Halloween is drawing near
And she only wants to hide.

To be a proper witches cat 
She really must aspire,
But...

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Categories: cat, cute, halloween, mystery, myth,

Premium Member Sherry
There is a lady named Sherry
Who’s laugh is a blast quite merry
When asked if she shaves
She says no right away
Her cats prefer her legs hairy...

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Categories: appreciation, art, cat, funny,

Premium Member Gothic Pets Collab
Gothic Pets

Must of conjured up three demon cats from the depths of hell
What Halloween mischief does their presence foretell
Cat-lions roar, mincemeat!
Kids scared off with no...

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Categories: cat, cute, giggle, halloween,

Premium Member Barnabas Dracula Kitty
Barnabas Dracula Kitty

Barnabas darts deep in my closet each dawn
I go feed him at sunset but poof he’s gone
On Halloween night
I spot Barny in flight
His...

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Categories: animal, cat, cute, funny,

Premium Member Pleasingly Plump
Pleasingly Plump

Obese, bloated, overwrought with contrition
Lainey hung a chart of each yoga position
Couldn’t deal with stretching
Mice she’s still fetching
She defies my lectures on nutrition
...

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Categories: animal, cat, funny, humor,

Premium Member Zany Lainey Zen Cat
Zany Lainey Zen Cat

Her sky-blue eyes beam in serene contemplation
A Taoist kitty enigma in deep meditation
Now guru—Now Zany
Zen again, that's my Lainey!
An inscrutable sage, a...

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Categories: cat, crazy, cute, funny,

Premium Member Lily And Billy Collab
Lilly And Billy

Street cat Billy's spongy scraggly and cool
So, so edgy-sik, he's a grunge-dusky jewel
House cat Lily purrs he's so fine
Billy scoffs just get in...

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Categories: cat, cute, humor,


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