Lyric Car Poems

The sun is up, and I'm up. Both the sun and I are up, we're up, we're up
Off with my sleeping clothes, off it goes,...

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The veins pump blood to the heart like an engine’s turbine.
The brain controls the body like a steering wheel.
The eyes see the view like on...

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Born an American on eighth month
Stanley Allen Meyer, a man worth, 
Designed technology of water fuel cell
Machines which as the perpetual motion.

Thing that retrofitted in...

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[To the tune of Superstar from the musical Jesus Christ, Superstar]

All you drivers, listen up! You need a new plan.
Driving down the highway, you gotta...

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( To be sang to the Spider Man theme tune ... )

Spider car.
Spider car.
Does whatever
A spider car can.
It can spin
Very far,
Cast its webs
Wherever you are.
Look...

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I rolled like Caesar down the boulevard the day I came to town.
My triumph was impromptu and abrupt.
I parked my Chevy by the curbside on...

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I climb in Suzanne,
She ain't no hippy van,
She's rusty and forgotten
Her soul is slightly rotten
But I believe she's grand.

I turn the key and roar her...

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Gently Now, Gently,
     Ever so gently,
          You roll up baby
  ...

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Body of steel
Ready to deal
You get the feel
Supercharged
All revved up
With the cover up
Me behind the wheel

Oil and sleeze
Punch and Squize
Engine grease
Running like a breeze
You make...

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To the melody of the Rolling Stones'
     ~ oldie, "Paint It Black" ~

I see a naked face, please put on a...

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Jammin' in Jamaica
Driving my DeSoto
Being pursued by
My foe Quasimodo
Lying on the dash is
The missing person photo
When my phone rings
I hear "Hello Moto!"

(Chorus)
I don't have to...

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Nothing at all (So much has changed)  

He has a lot of cars,
motorcycles too...
He love's his sports,
supports all his teams

I tell myself- I'm glad...

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It's party time, you drank beer then wine
You’re over the limit but think you’ll drive fine
Can’t steer in a straight line, hit a Ferrari
The policemen...

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The Love song
  I woke up early in a good mood thinking of writing a love poem to my wife.
 looking in the YouTube,...

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I hate corn kerneled poo
Dogs in a zoo
Horse resourced glue
I do.
And I hate you.

I hate piss from a jar
Crashing my car
A stinky cigar
It's true.
And I...

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