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Funny Car Poems

These Funny Car poems are examples of Car poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Car Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member I Hit Your Car
I Hit Your Car

I hit your car in the parking lot. 
I was there and you were not. 
So I write this note as the...

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Categories: car, funny, humor,

Premium Member Each Passing Cloud
We took a trip to grandma's house,                  ...

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Categories: car, cat, dog, night,

I like the dark,

The unseen, unknown, the scary,

Except for heights, that you can keep away from me.


I like mystery, 

The clues, scenes, the possibilities,


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Categories: adventure, boat, car, dark,

Premium Member I Felt Like
I felt like I was seven years old,                 ...

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Categories: birthday, car, easter, love,

Premium Member Loved and Lost
When I open your book of life,                  ...

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Categories: animal, car, dad, fun,

Biden ruins Christmas
For Christmas I bought you a mustang, with dice hung from the mirror.
  But the IRS came and took it away and gave it...

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Categories: car, christmas, funny, holiday,

Premium Member The Sled Driver
once an aged cab driver named fred 
whose snout shined very dainty red 
got a call from a bar
placing an elf in car
making him escort...

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© Sotto Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: car, humor,

Premium Member Brace For Impact
We were off,                      ...

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Categories: car, kid, red, snow,

Grams, She said
don't give me thm dead flowers
plae em by the tree~

Dun giv me no live flowers
Fer they will wilt wit me
Dun giv me naw...

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Categories: adventure, analogy, car, flower,

Premium Member The Newlyweds
Birds are out singing  
Wedding bells are ringing   
Cans tied on the car are clinging 
Tonight love will be bringing  

Date Written: 3/26/2022...

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Categories: bird, car, love, night,

Premium Member A Skunk's 'Tale'
,A Skunk’s ‘Tale’,

Twas a puzzling mid-summer’s eve
When I became acquainted with Steve
Bear with if you can
For Steve’s not a man
He’s an odd little skunk who...

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Categories: animal, car, conflict, fantasy,

Premium Member Car Keys
The day my dad handed me the car keys,                        he also handed me a...

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Categories: car, dad, people, technology, thanks,

Premium Member Alcohol, Not the Answer
The visit was over and off to my car
It was out in the snow, but not too far.
Cleared the windows and what did I see

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Categories: anxiety, car, confusion, funny,

Premium Member Lost Car
beginning the day down the highway 
blue sky, as evergreen pillars sway
both side, light filters though our way
beautiful drive through winding expressway

both my girlfriend and...

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© Eve Roper  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: car, lost,

Premium Member The DMV Oh My
My licence was coming due, 
I now need to go and renew.                             ...

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Categories: car, happy, humor, stress,