Funny Car Poems

Oh gaping chasm of misfortune
A sign of council extortion?
Roads not fit for purpose
Driving makes us nervous
Neglect of civil responsibility
The cause of such hostility
Oh pot hole...

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I am now up and half asleep, 
quiet I must not make a peep, 
others are still sleeping like sheep, 
need to get dressed and...

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while I am sitting here writing  to you 
people are trying to steal 

your car, your house,
your business , your best friends, your reputation,...

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It's time to go to bed,
After a long day I lay my head down to sleep,
Sleep I dread.


Reading a book,
Will it be about a pink...

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Three cocktail sausages jumped out of a tin
Off they went in a Ferrari for a spin
The weather was perfect, the ride a breeze
Everything was going...

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I've never seen a more comical face
than that of a giraffe begging for corn.
Its black tongue makes it look like a nut-case,
as its eyes stare...

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Away in a garage
My car felt alone.
And she was frightened
Wanting to come home.

She has a phobia
Of mechanical men.
She will break down
If she sees them again!

Like...

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I Hit Your Car


I hit your car in the parking lot. 
I was there and you were not. 
So I write this note as the...

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We took a trip to grandma's house,                  ...

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I like the dark,

The unseen, unknown, the scary,

Except for heights, that you can keep away from me.

 

I like mystery, 

The clues, scenes, the possibilities,

Just...

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I felt like I was seven years old,                 ...

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When I open your book of life,                  ...

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For Christmas I bought you a mustang, with dice hung from the mirror.
  But the IRS came and took it away and gave it...

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once an aged cab driver named fred 
whose snout shined very dainty red 
got a call from a bar
placing an elf in car
making him escort...

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We were off,                      ...

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