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Funny Car Poems

These Funny Car poems are examples of Car poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Car Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member A Day at the Beach-1962
As we sit in the car
my sister, mother, father, and me
steam rises off our rain-sodden clothes
and the air fills with the smell 
of damp coats...

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Categories: boy, car, family, holiday,



Premium Member Touch And Go

There are pets and then there are people in fur coats.              ...

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Categories: angel, car, fun, mom,

Premium Member Older Women Are a Bit Like Classic Cars
Old clichés are handy - when it comes to cars and people -
Especially when it comes to older gals…
And here are some that I would...

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Categories: car, humor,

Premium Member Embellishing - 1st HALF
Here's the scoop, friends...
   This is, as indicated, the 1st HALF of this fairly lengthy poem. The 2nd half had to be posted...

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Categories: car, humor,

Premium Member Embellishing - 2nd HALF
This is, as indicated, the 2nd HALF of this fairly lengthy poem. Due to Poetry Soup's file-size limitations, this piece had to be posted in...

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Categories: car, humor,



Premium Member That's a Promise -- Not a Threat
Most of you, I don’t suppose, devote a lot of time to wond’ring ‘bout your death, but, now and then, 
I begin imagining some pretty...

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Categories: car, funny, humor,

Premium Member That Nasty Lactose - forgive me - this one's just too hilarious not to post
This embarrassingly irreverent piece is loosely based on a true story for which I've paid the price for pretty much causing it to happen more...

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Categories: car, funny, humor,

Premium Member Why My Wife Was Being Extra Nice - BOTH Audio and Text
‘Round eight o’clock this morning I was sitting in our kitchen,
Wondering what the best way was to occupy my day,
When, “Wha’d’ya’ want for breakfast, dear,”...

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Categories: car, humor,

Premium Member Henry Hustle's DEAD -- on really obnoxious Used Car Dealers
“Good morning, folks,” the guy began…“my name’s Henry Hustle.  Got yourselves a real nice car there. Love them fancy wheels! 
Today I’m gonna prove...

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Categories: car,

Premium Member Turtle
I was rounding the corner in my wonky car,
box turtle in the road not getting far,
stopped my tired homebound ride,
the wee fellow's eyes got real...

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Categories: car, 6th grade, 7th grade,

Premium Member Just -- Trust Me - 1st HALF Text plus FULL Audio
Here's the deal, folks...
   This is, as indicated, the 2nd HALF of this fairly lengthy poem. Due to Poetry Soup's file-size limitations, this...

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Categories: car, funny, humor,

Premium Member My Car

My car hit the ice                    ...

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Categories: car, humorous, winter,

Premium Member Who Invited These Creeps
A funny thing happened to me the other day
I started seeing leprechauns on the freeway.
They pinched my cheeks and giggled in my ear.
I was driving...

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Categories: car, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium Member There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: car, 12th grade, character, hope,

Premium Member Gettin' My Goat
Cruisin' down the highway on a long stretch of road,
I kinda felt like drivin' in a casual mode.

A Friday in the summer with a weekend...

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Categories: car, humor, sports,