Funny Car Poems
These Funny Car poems are examples of Car poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Car Funny poems written by international poets.
I Hit Your Car
car, funny, humor,
I Hit Your Car
I hit your car in the parking lot.
I was there and you were not.
So I write this note as the...
Each Passing Cloud
car, cat, dog, night,
We took a trip to grandma's house, ...
adventure, boat, car, dark,
I like the dark,
The unseen, unknown, the scary,
Except for heights, that you can keep away from me.
I like mystery,
The clues, scenes, the possibilities,
I Felt Like
birthday, car, easter, love,
I felt like I was seven years old, ...
Loved and Lost
animal, car, dad, fun,
When I open your book of life, ...
Biden ruins Christmas
car, christmas, funny, holiday,
For Christmas I bought you a mustang, with dice hung from the mirror.
But the IRS came and took it away and gave it...
The Sled Driver
once an aged cab driver named fred
whose snout shined very dainty red
got a call from a bar
placing an elf in car
making him escort...
car, kid, red, snow,
NO LIVE DEAD FLOWERS GRAMS WANTS A SPORTS CAR-
adventure, analogy, car, flower,
Grams, She said
don't give me thm dead flowers
plae em by the tree~
Dun giv me no live flowers
Fer they will wilt wit me
Dun giv me naw...
bird, car, love, night,
Birds are out singing
Wedding bells are ringing
Cans tied on the car are clinging
Tonight love will be bringing
Date Written: 3/26/2022...
A Skunk's 'Tale'
animal, car, conflict, fantasy,
,A Skunk’s ‘Tale’,
Twas a puzzling mid-summer’s eve
When I became acquainted with Steve
Bear with if you can
For Steve’s not a man
He’s an odd little skunk who...
car, dad, people, technology, thanks,
The day my dad handed me the car keys, he also handed me a...
Alcohol, Not the Answer
anxiety, car, confusion, funny,
The visit was over and off to my car
It was out in the snow, but not too far.
Cleared the windows and what did I see
beginning the day down the highway
blue sky, as evergreen pillars sway
both side, light filters though our way
beautiful drive through winding expressway
both my girlfriend and...
The DMV Oh My
car, happy, humor, stress,
My licence was coming due,
I now need to go and renew. ...