Funny Car Poems
These Funny Car poems are examples of Car poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Car Funny poems written by international poets.
'Oooh, what she said,' driving her Hyundai SonataCruising in her Hyundai Sonata,
listening to a Bach cantata,
she killed the overhead light
and mused, “For dinner tonight,
I'd love your twelf-inch enchilada.”...
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Categories:
car, funny love, giggle,
A Man of Debatable TasteA man of debatable taste
Thought wonders of sticky toothpaste.
Adorning his hair,
Or auto repair,
All based that with paste it was laced....
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car, care, funny, hair,
Square TiresWhat if all our tires were square?
Well, we couldn't go here or there!
We couldn't go, well, anywhere!
If our tires were square...
We'd walk everywhere!
There wouldn't be...
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6th grade, car, fun,
BODY WORKFunny how independence
Can blind lack of choice
The feel of wheels
Silencing the roaring voice
Yellow, plain, drab
But it got me to my destination
Blaring the AM radio
While I...
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Categories:
car, love,
A Gentle Reminder to Drive CarefullyHey, driver, I just want you to know
That somebody loves you here below
But if you keep driving the way you do
Too fast to heaven you...
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Categories:
car, funny, humorous,
FastShe’s fast, faster than you can handle,
sculpted curves, flawless skin,
deceptive power beneath,
and that look…sexy, predatory,
frightening, but I still want it.
I want to be inside her,
feel...
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car, fun, funny, humor,
GNRT THOUGHTS-OUR KIA SOUL
When we planned our road trip we set up with Budget
that a Toyota Corolla would be waiting for us in Seattle
but after standing in...
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Categories:
car, travel,
TANGERINE CHEVYRemember when we walked to school?
Remember when we thought we were cool?
We were good friends in those years
Our laughter overcame any fears
We were young, we...
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Categories:
car, 4th grade, best friend,
walking parrot
a parrot walks into a bar
hey buddy have you got a car
i hike for ten miles
get nothing but smiles
and sidewalks are here below par.
...
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Categories:
abuse, anger, bird, car,
Rush HourI run to my next class with industrious speed, I have to make it before the bell
Damn it, my car broke down the day before...
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car, anxiety, funny, homework, humor,
My Life As A CarWhy Is it I take you anywhere you want to go, but you refuse to wash me
You leave me out in the cold all night...
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Categories:
car, fantasy,
Ode to Pot Holes
Oh gaping chasm of misfortune
A sign of council extortion?
Roads not fit for purpose
Driving makes us nervous
Neglect of civil responsibility
The cause of such hostility
Oh pot hole...
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Categories:
car, corruption, england, funny,
part of everyday lifewhile I am sitting here writing to you
people are trying to steal
your car, your house,
your business , your best friends, your reputation,...
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Categories:
business, car, funny, life,
A Sausage Tale - Not In a GaleThree cocktail sausages jumped out of a tin
Off they went in a Ferrari for a spin
The weather was perfect, the ride a breeze
Everything was going...
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Categories:
car, children, fantasy, freedom,
Conniving GiraffesI've never seen a more comical face
than that of a giraffe begging for corn.
Its black tongue makes it look like a nut-case,
as its eyes stare...
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Categories:
africa, animal, car, care,