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Funny Car Poems

These Funny Car poems are examples of Car poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Car Funny poems written by international poets.


OUTSTANDING CAR


  My  outstanding car
lives forever in sampling
in  future workshop...

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Categories: allegory, allusion, car, funny,



Premium Member Road angst
London is bewildered by its roads
The Circular, the North,the South,  the Codes
The Morse  and the  Enigma Turing broke
So now we have new bicycles with spokes

Once...

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Categories: allegory, car, change, funny,

Premium Member Maza-ratee
Maza-ratee!           (Maserati) 

The computer of choice. 
A tele-byte of memory, plus,  
a few extra...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: car, chocolate, christian, computer,

Premium Member Blue Car Shopping Cart
The blue car right there
looks just like a shopping cart
I love plastic pies...

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Categories: car, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member Hit By a Bike
I was hit by a bike this morning.
Wham! She came out of nowhere.
Dented my car too.
I am sure it’s going to be costly.
Luckily I did...

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Categories: car,



Premium Member Runaway Car
A parent parks at the curb.
I walk past the car.
But it is a runaway, turns itself on, is dangerously out of control. 
Driving toward me,...

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Categories: car, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Ode To My Car
The Wonder Mobile broke today
Of course it would happen
Why wouldn’t it
4 cylinders running on 3
Getting out to push probably much faster
Poor little Corolla

It had a...

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© Byron Kaya  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: car,

Premium Member Nature's Call
Rookie Italian racer Stu Gotti
Wicked fast in his bright red Ferrari
With one mile to go
Gotti got real slow-
Mad dash to the nearest Porta Potti 
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© Mark Toney  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: car, funny, nature, race,

Premium Member Joy Ride
   My buddy who was quite oafish and wasn't to keen 
   decided to drive his old clunker of a car
...

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Categories: car, cool, crazy, flying,

Premium Member A Funny Car Poem
She fell out of the car yesterday 
While she and I were conniving.
Which would not have been such a big deal
If she had not been...

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Categories: car, 6th grade, 7th grade,

Rednecks and Roundabouts
Rednecks and roundabouts, they don't mix.
Don't try and fool us with your media tricks.
We drive around the back roads throwing bottles at signs.
Your roundabouts make...

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Categories: car, conflict, drink, funny,

Car
Car
Sudden stop at light
Coke spilled...

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Categories: car, funny, life,

Smash n Gran - for Succinct contest
Strange things happened that last time my Grandpa drove to town
He scrapped a nine eleven and mowed a phone booth down
Folkies in the future will...

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Categories: car, funny, grandfather, grandmother,

Premium Member The Day I Took The Car Back
I was a pretty devilish driver, fearlessly wreck-less; a deal is a deal.
I drove a car for six hundred miles, it lost its right front...

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Categories: car, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Animal Instinct
(preferably read in a Boston accent)

When pesky problems piss you off
At no one in particular,
Or bleeping blockheads boil your blood
To rage like old Caligula,
Or dawdling...

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© Ed Morris  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: anger, car, funny, humor,

Premium Member A Race Car Sandwich
I'm going to eat a race car sandwich.

It will run down my gullet, hard and fast.

It will clean out my tummy, and drive past my...

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Categories: car, 3rd grade, 4th grade,

Premium Member Steering-Wheel-Less Car
There once was a car with no steering wheel 
It could stop an inch from the back of your heel. 
It went where it wanted...

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Categories: car, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,

Premium Member Eight Minute Car Ride
How do you? When do you? What do you? Why do you? What is that? How did it get there?
Are we there yet?
Who made the...

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Categories: car, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,

Bye May
Here Lays May
Who was on her way
To a little old bar,
She was hit by a car....

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© Wendy M   Create an image from this poem.
Categories: car, death of a friend,

The Knight Shift
My wife is a Registered Nurse
At 60, she still had "The Curse"
A Time Machine
Helped her come clean
But our Edsel is stuck in reverse...

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Categories: car, culture, funny, health,