Butterball Poems - Poems about Butterball

...The 20-pound butterball turkey rests On a table laden with condiments; We bow our heads, reach out our hands and bless And say grace which presupposes our content. But as we eat, the elephant ......

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... butterball turkey buzzed one day five whole bustops outside L A passenger lenny quips good thing henny you're featured in todays buffet. ......

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...Happy shiny tummy courtesy...I REM ember in place of stipend An appetizer, essentially an out of this world guacamole quasi Neptune salad, regarding self taught cook earning prized counterpart......

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...People yelled to Humpty, “DON'T FALL!” But Humpty never listens, he's a stubborn butterball Came tumbling down His undies turned brown “Not The Brightest Egg” someone did call......

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...THE WAX CRIES WITH HAPPINESS Mom’s up early with the plucked bird, stuffing it. The bare rinsed butterball, portions for six. All day our mouths water, stomachs pitching a fit, as w......

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...Fifty nine inch tall wife once willowy wisp postmenopausal galloping gourmandiser playboy centerfold girly figure ain't no mo,' which superfluous weight deterrent, love life yours truly took......

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...SO or Silent One who is known to all Our British connection, a mysterious butterball Calls me Benny Hill A connection if you will Along with Python, made us giggle and guffaw......

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...I spent my early life Looking out from behind The chain link fence on the turkey farm There they fed me right Fattened up my thighs After all, what could be the harm If it was up to me I w......

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...a butterball bumblebee wandered close then stung my knee after the attack fearing I'd bite back flew away the sneak she be AP: Honorable Mention 2020 Posted on October 19, 2018......

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...SO or Silent One who is known to all Our British connection, a mysterious butterball Calls me Benny Hill A connection if you will Along with Python, made us giggle and guffaw......

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...People yelled to Humpty Dumpty, “DON'T FALL!” But Humpty never listens, he's a stubborn butterball Came tumbling down His undies turned brown “Not The Brightest Egg” someone did call<>...

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...Butterball Turkey not just a Thanksgiving thing its good all year long......

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...People yelled to Humpty Dumpty, “DON'T FALL!” But Humpty never listens, he's a stubborn butterball Came tumbling down His undies turned brown “Not The Brightest Egg” someone did call ......

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...My dog is not a manly dog, she’s my dog just the same A manly dog rides in a truck and retrieves the hunted game My dog, she is a lady dog… when we got her she was small A little puff of fluf......

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...Overheard at the annual convocation of a Butterball turkey flock: "'Tis Thanksgiving again and as usual our necks are on the choppin' block! Them pious Pilgrims began the tradition of dinin' on......

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