Beach Burlesque Poems

Electric cars

I have always liked cars and like driving often for pleasure
I like the many styles of cars, from Mercedes to Lada,
I have driven both,...

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Electric cars

I have always liked cars and like driving often for pleasure
I like the many styles of cars, from Mercedes to Lada,
I have driven both,...

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Love’s tragedy

Once I loved a dolphin and kept her in the swimming pool
I wore a frogman suit we spent hours splashing about
but noticed she was...

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Lovely feathers floating around Leanne
Poor leanne
All she has to cover her is a pan
She wants to find a man 
Who has a fake tan 
She...

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today i saw what i feel what was real was not real neither was the idea. Brains shot down in the street like dogs because...

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Went to the beach
The sand white hot
Raced to the water
For relief I got
What did I expect?
An air-conditioned beach?
Why was simple logic
Put out of reach?

Now near...

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The Scots, by God,
They drove them out,
With a single Yorkie
At their heels a' yappin'
The Hobyahs tried to fly
Their arms they were a flappin'

Some managed to...

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Lil' ol' Artie the Ant,
Mosin' down the ant trail,
With his three pairs of shoes,
Happened upon Freddy,
That wasn't good news...
See ants gotta' follow a specific trail,
They...

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It was a sign,
Hung on heaven's gate,
I know, I saw it,
It'd just be my fate

What happened?
The angels all on vacation?
The Heavenly Father at the beach?
Is...

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