Day In the Life of Poor Leanne

Lovely feathers floating around Leanne
Poor leanne
All she has to cover her is a pan
She wants to find a man 
Who has a fake tan 
She can run very fast
Eventhough she has all of her legs in a cast
In races she used to come last
Oh how time has past
Poor Leanne 
Today leanne went very red
Now she has to hide in the shed
To hide her red head
Or hide in bed
With Ted
Poor Leanne 
Oh golly
She is such a willy wally
She shouldn't let Dan go for Ollie 
Poor leanne 
Somebody giver her a fan 
or at least a man
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Sankey- Lewis Avatar
April 16, 2016 at 12:34 PM
Pleasant delightful read, though someone stands in need of help. At least you're rendering attention... this creation.
Tuftytift Avatar
April 19, 2016 at 9:46 AM
Thank you so much Iris!
Gazbowski Avatar
April 11, 2016 at 8:54 AM
Bravo :-) I love humor and love this fine piece of laughter inducing poetry.
Tuftytift Avatar
April 13, 2016 at 9:57 AM
your a fine piece.... of laughter xox
A   Avatar
April 11, 2016 at 6:39 AM
Me Want A Poem.... ;-) good morning. Linda
Tuftytift Avatar
April 11, 2016 at 6:52 AM
coming soon Linda babe, I have a masterpiece brewing! Just you wait! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Leiser Avatar
April 7, 2016 at 10:30 PM
This is hilarious and very funny, Leanne! Love the humor and keep it up :)
Dalei Avatar
April 7, 2016 at 12:23 PM
Dear Leanne, Nice entry to poetry soup.Hearty welcome to PS. Wish u a successful journey ahead.......hugs
A   Avatar
April 7, 2016 at 9:08 AM
About your poem, poor Leeanne, hope she finds a man.... Great read... Linda
Tuftytift Avatar
April 7, 2016 at 9:21 AM
Thanks Linda, this poem means a lot to me, I went through a real emotional journey throughout writing this masterpiece. I cannot thank you enough for the comment and the good wishes.... XOXO Leanne TuftyTift
A   Avatar
April 7, 2016 at 9:06 AM
Leeanne,, Welcome to Poetry soup, I hope you enjoy the community. Here, you will find friendly poets who enjoy supporting one another. I myself, enjoy reading and commenting those who want to be read. The only time I give constructive criticism is when a poet desires it. However, if for some reason the poem is not my field I will guide you to someone who is more qualified than I. Stop by and read one of my poems if you like. My poems are not perfect, but I have a feeling you might like one. I encourage you to check out the contest page and read to receive comments. Tell me a little about your poetic skills if you like. It will be my pleasure to follow and read every poem you post from here on :) We are Lucky To Have you. Your New Poet Friend @-> LINDA <-@
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April 7, 2016 at 9:52 AM
thanks for the welcome Lindaaaaa bbe, much appeciated ty lol. so glad to find another poet such as myself, such a relief to know there are others with this passion like me. Would love you interpretation of my new poem 'bao to my bab' , has a lot of deep meaning if you feel me, see you round Linda (can i call you LiLi) tah tah for now! xoxo
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