Artie the Ant Meets Freddy the Fly

Lil' ol' Artie the Ant, Mosin' down the ant trail, With his three pairs of shoes, Happened upon Freddy, That wasn't good news... See ants gotta' follow a specific trail, They can't branch off on their own, And Freddy was blocking the way, And Artie hadn't an Ant Cell Phone... So he was stuck in that spot, He let out an Ant Groan... But Ant's are real strong, Like a Superbug hero... So Artie picked up ol' Freddy, And tossed him from ground zero, But flies got lots'a eyes, They can see everyway, If you don't believe me, Go check out Vincent Price, In that movie some day, So one with super strength, And one with super vision, Seemed a super dead-lock, An even decision... Then along came 4 musical bugs, Big ones, calling themselves The Beetles, As our two warrior bugs, Sat on pins and needles... The four musical bugs, Broke out into song, They were quite good, And it was only 3 minutes long... "She Bugs You, Yeah, yeah, yeah!!!' They sang out with glee, So our two warrior bugs, Decided to follow along, with a passing by flea, To bug out of there, Cause they wanted to see, Another rogue bunch, Of musical pests, The "Rolling Bugs" They were called, As they infested seaside nests.... Thus Artie and Freddy Passed into Bug History, As the first beach "buggies" That the world was to see.