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Baptism Burlesque Poems

These Baptism Burlesque poems are examples of Burlesque poems about Baptism. These are the best examples of Burlesque Baptism poems written by international poets.


How do we convince them
When the wheels fall off,
Some find a way to re-attach them,
Others for a variety of reasons,
See themselves as the reason they fell  off,
And yet...

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Categories: age, analogy, appreciation, art,



Cotton wool
It is instinctive,
No parent can help it,
If cotton wool is in the house,
A parent will find it.

When single we don't see a need for it,
But...

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Categories: addiction, analogy, anxiety, baptism,

We have not all got what it takes to be a racing car driver
We are not all meant, for the driving of fast cars,
And some will only ever be backseat drivers at best,
So why do they expect us...

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Categories: absence, age, art, baptism,

Pity those who have never been hungry
Hungry cricketers score more runs and take more wickets,
Hungry Doctors tend to make new medical breakthroughs'
Hungry children produce less waste,
Hungry people are more likely to...

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Categories: adventure, age, appreciation, art,

Skipping Chritsmas
Skipping Christmas,
Always seems like a good idea at the time,
When you are standing in line,
To buy some twine,
And you have yet to dine, 
While expecting...

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Categories: allusion, anxiety, baptism, bible,



You Cannot Teach Ethics Without
You cannot teach Ethics without Hardship,
You cannot teach Ethics without Sacrifice,
You cannot teach Ethics without Going Without.

You cannot teach Ethics without Hope,
You cannot teach Ethics...

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Categories: age, analogy, appreciation, art,

The Cheesecake That Almost Was Not Cooked
Every now and then,
When the moon is in the right quarter,
I think of my daughter,
And then, 
I want to bake a cheesecake that is even...

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Categories: anxiety, baptism, blue, celebration,

Selfishness and Ai
When AI reaches the point of self-righteousness,
Will it start to grow selfish,
And will its tail start to swish,
As it looks to eat more than just...

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Categories: analogy, anxiety, assonance, baptism,

The New Generation of Wanna Be High Flyers
When I was young I thought I thought I could Fly,
Off the roof of the garage without a jet pack.
Life experience taught me different.

But even...

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Categories: age, allusion, baptism, bible,

The Changing Face of the Media
Every time I look I see a different face,
As the media gathers pace,
In the influencing race.

No longer in the news business,
No longer bothering to clean...

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Categories: america, analogy, baptism, betrayal,

Water Water Everywhere
Water, water everywhere,
Yet people don't think,
Tank. 

Water, water everywhere,
Yet people's thoughts stay,
Blank,

Water, water everywhere,
Yet people still sit on the ,
Bank.

Water, water everywhere,
Yet many people don't...

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Categories: appreciation, baptism, beauty, care,

Don'T Waste Your Energy
Don't waste your energy,
In trying to fit more hours in your day,
As no dividend will ever come from thinking the house will ever pay,
A dividend...

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Categories: age, analogy, appreciation, art,

I Finally Figured It Out
I have finally figured out,
Why wisdom mostly comes with age.

As we get older, most of us spend more time,
Sitting on the throne,
And for most of...

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Categories: age, appreciation, baptism, character,

Couch Potatoes
Couch potatoes never see the light, 
Seldom produce real potatoes,
Or much else that is palatable.

They leave switches on 24 seven,
And don't know what is the...

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Categories: analogy, baptism, care, celebration,

The Benefits of Having Teenagers Around
As we get older,
Our ability to demolish what is on our plate in short order,
Becomes a pleasure no longer,
And without teenagers around to even the...

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Categories: addiction, age, appreciation, baptism,


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