.
there'z thuh way to
say it
without the
offend
therefore
i leave it to mine
astute indulgerz uv
mine thinks
yet my spillz
this way
fluuhp
fluhp
'pon mine torso'z
peks
her Maine Coon pawz
fluuhp
fluhp
fluuhp
fluhp
"b!tch
get this cat
off uv me"
*"b!tch" iz my bullmastiff
thuh "Coon" be eve'z
SAD
WHIMPER
BULLMASTIFF
TOUCH OF YOUR PAW
WON’T LET YOU SUFFER
LOVE YOU SO MUCH
MY DEAR FRIEND
I PAT
CRY
Have a Bullmastiff named Zoom,
When he farts you leave the room
Chewed toy- poop has red in it
It’s yuk when you tread in it
We have great need for perfume
In the bullmastiff's breast beats a heart of pure gold
A proud Saxon canine, true caring and bold
Ever steadfast, not trendy
Such an apt chum for Wendy
A real breed apart and a joy to behold
POEM OF THE DAY
3/14/23
(For Wendy Horder and her hunk of love Brix)
Written 3/13/23
clerihew
House bullmastiff, Adam Schiff
continues to scratch and to sniff
despite lengthy digging for a breach
and his rambunctious leap to impeach.
February 03, 2020
clerihews are fun, not to be taken
with serious intent, kinda like politics.
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