Brussel Poems - Poems about Brussel

If in all innocence broccoli brings out flatulence not to dwell but how many unfortunate smells will it impart from a single floret and in the end when it rends does it sound like a bassoon or clarinet? And what about the brussel sprout? No doubt it will create heady fallout and if on the quiet you ever diet or fast as you are...

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This is quite a bit overdue my friends It's an ode to brussel sprouts Those delicious spherical bundles of joy Not too popular hereabouts Poor wee fellows just want to be loved Along with all the other veggies They've long had a real image problem About as popular as a wedgie Thinking of starting a worldwide petition Anybody wishing to join Send a hundred dollars...

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I’m an influencer, ex TV You’re bound to know if you see me I married a singer, famous she was But she ditched me, is that her loss? I pronounce the truth covered in lies There’s no subject I can’t sensationalise I wave my arms claim to speak the truth Rant and rave, like a movie spoof I spread theories of conspiracy. Talk about...

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Brussel I dream of a river clear As a nun’s tears In a landscape of flowers. Bees, don´t sting Nestles is banned. Honeysuckles Is a dulcet word. I think of a woman who came to my village? Years ago. Her smile lingers Her laughter Alentejo wine Not the supermarket type With plastic top And fake labelling. The river of love Runs to Brussel. This is odd, Brussel Is a rain heavy place And...

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Ice cream used to be a special treat of mine But veggies have replaced it, most are divine Especially brussels sprouts Make me stand up and shout Veggies, yeah veggies, love em ten out of nine...

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Brussel Sprout Are you the mouse Always hiding in the house Where no one ever wanted you To even have a chew Just as well we don’t all like As you can go on to fight With all your small might To then give us a fright To those of us that did not choose To celebrate you Amongst all the Xmas Poo Now where is...

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This is quite a bit overdue my friends It's an ode to Brussel Sprouts Those delicious spherical bundles of joy Not too popular hereabouts Poor wee fellows just want to be loved Along with all the other veggies They've long had a real image problem About as popular as a wedgie Thinking of starting a worldwide petition Anybody wishing to join Send a hundred dollars...

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We should only eat six sprouts at Christmas Deem the council who are in Leicestershire Its no joke, it’s a serious message at Xmas To reduce waste and not make it higher We must cut back on crisp pigs in blankets And should only have three stuffing balls Also cut back on spuds and fluffy Yorkshire puds Gee I’m going to be...

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This is quite a bit overdue my friends It's an ode to Brussel Sprouts Those delicious spherical bundles of joy Not too popular hereabouts Poor wee fellows just want to be loved Along with the other veggies They've long had a real image problem About as popular as a wedgie Thinking of starting a worldwide petition Any Soupers wishing to join Send a hundred dollars...

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If all of you out there are good Boy Scouts Better be sure to eat your brussel sprouts And have hog jowls along with some grits Even if someone said Shallotte is the pits. In church basement, Boy Scouts are meeting; When they began, God are always greeting So from all of their sins, they can repent; Why in church would a...

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fresh brussel sprouts: sliced into eigths on the plate sour face chewing...

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