Britches Poems - Poems about Britches

Bighead Loudmouth

Speaking out about what
he does not know
tho' saying it long and loud enough
will never make it so
and by the size of the sound
of the flute he toots
(or, is it his trumpet he blows?)
this Cockwomble's too big for his britches
he's way too big for his boots
as for he who shall not be named
for all the world

Britches

“Britches”
Miracle Man
2/7/2025

Today, his steps have slowed and back is bent,
and his days most gone afford slight acclaim.
But in thought he relives life without lament,
Knowing expended days he cannot reclaim. 

But his life has been lived with little regret,
and memory still retrieves a long passed friend. 
Today, with issues of health he is now beset,
and he

Attawitches

Wiccans do ride,
Our full moon tide,
Happy Halloween,
Magic is our scene,
Potions and charms,
Despite flabby arms,
Big girl britches,
Brooms aloft, attawitches!

Branch Britches

teribium,Curium,actinium
sheres of charcoal.
they seek such to
make generated dissisha.
samples the need
for energy.
the need to produce
the world wishes a
freedom from what
 currently exist.
Des-alpha motaium.

Britches 2

“Britches” 2
Written: by Miracle man
July 12, 2021

 His younger years are slowly becoming blurred,
some think he’s matured into a “tough old bird”.
He’s been sewed up, stapled, wired, and glued,
due to thirty five scars that he has accrued.

Each one of these markings has a story to tell,
One gives an account of hearing death bell’s knell.
His days

Britches Idioms

Britches' Idioms
Composed: by Miracle Man
1/27/2021

“Britches” is now just a has been, an “ol’ used to be,”
though “he’s loaded for bear” he remains carefree.

 He’s faster than “a chicken on a Cheeto” at finger lickin,
life is tough, but “like a dead horse, he ain’t kickin.”

Once “tough as whet leather” he’s now top drawer,
but still tells “how

Sissy Britches

Man so brave we called him Sissy Britches.
One bee and he would dive into the ditches.
Terrified of fire,
One we couldn’t admire.
Killed during game by one of the pitches.

We did not hate him now that he was dead.
And learned pretty quickly his name was Fred.
He became a saint.
Memories a taint.
Put up a statue made of metal

Pull Up Your Britches

These are very trying time I'd say
Try this, try that, but the results are the same
Let's pull up our britches
Turn on the switches
Attack till this virus is shot down in flames

Britches Treasures Earth Vs Heaven

Britches Treasures 
Earth VS Heaven
By: Tom Wright
6/11/98

Because of his ego but mainly greed,
"Britches" Endured much while chasing gain.
He stockpiled things he did not need,
putting loved ones in great strain.

As He glances backwards toward his birth,
life's accomplishments along with gain.
Now with his days numbered here on earth,
will soon be others, he won't remain.

"Britches" greatest possession on

Britches and the Train

Britches and the Train
Written: by Tom Wright
10/14/99

Two long tracks lay parallel in fresh snow,
"Britches", being inquisitive,  asked his Dad, where do they go?
He said, “they cross our streams and many a street",
then pointed to the horizon where they appeared to meet.

"They race across flat lands, around curves and up the hill,
running side by side,

Britches and His Shadow

"Britches"
and His Shadow
Written: by Tom Wright
8/14/00

The faster down life's road he would travel.
Whether "Britches" feet were slow or throwing gravel.
He said  "There's this shadow always chasing me".
On sunny days, It's mostly then that I see.

He related, that as a boy, he'd try to run away.
But no matter how fast, it would always stay.
At times

Britches First Real Kiss

"Britches First Real Kiss"
Written: by Tom Wright
8/16/00

"Britches" talked to "Sweetie"
about stealing another kiss.
She told him stealing was wrong,
and there was something amiss.

He said he'd been borrowing,
and had intent to repay.
Why shucks, he'd pay interest,
if adequate, one kiss a day.

But "Sweetie", being smarter,
than he'd been led to" reken".
Desired a smack mouth kiss,
no more of his cheek

Britches Is At It Again

“Britches”, Is At It Again!
By: Tom Wright
7/17/2006

Katrina came ashore
Sparing scarcely a palm,
Rains deluge came pelting,
Days later, the calm;

Rising floodwaters deposited
All its ill-gotten debris,
The ravaged were left floating
Or deposited in a tree.

People were seen clinging
To life on one’s rooftop,
While rescuers in their boats
Seemed too busy to stop.

Huge oil rigs were cut loose
And left adrift by this

Summer On the Farm As Related By Britches

Summer on the Farm
As Related By Britches
By:Tom Wright
8/7/2006

Britches gets up early
To greet the breaking of dawn,
A stretch, a scratch,
And if sleepy, a yawn;

Old Elsie the cow
Anxiously awaits his pull,
He hopes when they’re done
His buckets near full;

Later he’ll throw
The chickens some scratch,
By then his mom will yell ”Pancakes”
And he’ll go eat a batch.

Tater peelings and buttermilk
Will

Too Big For His Britches

The eagle mocked the owl 
who was tethered by a string
and ended up in bird-lime
that caught him by the wing.

Owl said to eagles
escape if you can
for you'll soon be mock
by the swift knife of man.

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