Britches Poems - Poems about Britches

...He would eat puddings and pies galore And kept swelling and swelling some more So when his stitches popped That's when his britches dropped Rumpled and crumpled up on the floor......Read the rest...

... Written: November 12, 2023 _____________________________________________ The place's full of orcs and witches and pumpkins with straw in their britches vampires are cr......Read the rest...

...Wiccans do ride, Our full moon tide, Happy Halloween, Magic is our scene, Potions and charms, Despite flabby arms, Big girl britches, Brooms aloft, attawitches!......Read the rest...

...I had fallen into the stereotype trap of labeling witches. Not realizing the Grimm Brothers were way off their britches. Witches Creed has always been “to no living thing do harm”. They mean no ha......Read the rest...

...Whenever the grandchildren visit us you can see how they turn their heads and cringe If we should start talking about the games that we were forced to play with way back when They roll their ey......Read the rest...

...Land sakes alive what you been into child. The sun is hot but the wind is mild. My nose itches, Someone’s coming with a hole in their britches. Haven’t seen you in a coon’s age. A hooting and......Read the rest...

...(A parody on Keat’s Ode to a Nightengale) My stomach aches and thunder rumbles in my bowel as if one minute past, I had eaten something foul. To sit and listen here, O bird, and contemplate, ......Read the rest...

... "The Auditing" We are all numbers aren’t we? continually, we are audited daily, we audit each other regularly but we aren't regular we are the noun that rhymes ......Read the rest...

...This is a tale of rags to riches About a young girl called Franny Britches Franny was the youngest child and the only girl She had four older brothers Billy ,Bobby ,Bert and Earl Her parents wo......Read the rest...

...Down in the crypt where the caskets lie And dust stirs up when trucks go by Giggling sounds, not moans and groans From the tomb of Skelton Bones When the trucks go by no more No light peeks be......Read the rest...

... “Unicorns are Us” You can only imagine the furore when magick hit the score the Party, not impressed, was not for witches too big for their britches on brooms, said......Read the rest...

...Down the drain...In the words of Lary Love: Those Rico acts got em not wanting to be gangsta no more, Last words he heard as a free man was "get down on the floor!!" He suppose to get a pa......Read the rest...

...A padded cell is no place for me Today I intend to be forever free That caped crusader will rue the day They locked my maniacal laughter away No prison No asylum can keep me under lock and ke......Read the rest...

...teribium,Curium,actinium sheres of charcoal. they seek such to make generated dissisha. samples the need for energy. the need to produce the world wishes a freedom from what currently exist......Read the rest...

...Along the corridors both in white overcoats, I think that’s what unifies us, what charges the environment Even with light shakes and occasional jades With larks pretence to just keep the handshake......Read the rest...