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Best Britches Poems

Below are the all-time best Britches poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of britches poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member Sailing the Seas In a Pecan Tree
The wind billows out from the seat of his britches
With determined blue eyes, skinned knuckles and knees
he climbs up the rails nailed from old cedar...

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Categories: britches, adventure, old,
Form: Rhyme



Slow Movin Tights
I'm in me bath here, with a box of red cheer, 
yeah a box of red cheer, beer's too bloody dear.
Me mind's wanderin twixt big...

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© Red Omara  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: britches, me, red, women,
Form: Ballad
Premium Member Roses Are Red Collab-26
These Limericks were written by many different PS poets who are all remaining anonymous.  If you would like to add one of your own...

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Categories: britches, anti bullying,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Your Strongest Day
Your strongest day is standing
just outside your door. Let it in.

Each day the sun comes home to you 
it whispers with the wind
calling out your...

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Categories: britches, adventure, character, courage, identity,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Jan and the Sheriff - Collaboration
The new sheriff of Poetry Soup
 Rode into town on a horse named Snoop
 Jan was on his wanted list
 And the gang she did...

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© Joseph May  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: britches, fun, poetry,
Form: Limerick



The Fortune
Britches and snitches
Were out digging ditches
When out from the ground did appear
 
Gold that looked old
if the truth now be told
It was something someone would...

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Categories: britches, friendship, fun,
Form: Rhyme
Three Wishes
Genie, I admit that I cannot believe it or conceive it,
and feel quite sure I must be dreaming or scheming it.
To submit, let me get...

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Categories: britches, change, fantasy, freedom, happiness,
Form: Rhyme
Lost In the Backwods
Took a trip off the beaten path.
Nothing modern in site.
Knee deep in the woods and to scared to laugh.

Blew a tire.
Met some dude that said...

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Categories: britches, funny
Form: Rhyme
My First Horseback Riding Show
The air was thin and icy.
It was dark and cold outside.
A blanket of snow covered the ground.
The footprints in the snow led the way.
We loaded...

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Categories: britches, animals, passion, sports, sea,
Form: I do not know?
You Are the Eyes of the World
You, poet, poetess...
ARE THE EYES OF THE WORLD!

Now that I've got your attention... let's sail to avenues where few too many 
cooks infuse attitutudes, burn...

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Categories: britches, analogy, appreciation, dedication, deep,
Form: Free verse
Hillbilly Frankenstein
She asked him, "Why are you drinking
Before it's 9 am"?
He told her not to worry
She said, "Damn! You're drunk again".

She said that she was tired
Of...

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Categories: britches, funnyme,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Quarantine Blues
All is quiet, my corner still safe.
Ten more pounds, I’m beginning to chafe.
I’ve chewed the couch and the lazy boy chair.
I look like a hippy...

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Categories: britches, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Pantyhose Stress
Like a virgin to stressed messes surging,
I struggled with bridges on parental ridges
when I wore both Mom and work britches.
Young years adhered pleasure steered twitches
but...

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Categories: britches, angst, caregiving, children, endurance,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Skelton Bones
Down in the crypt where the caskets lie
And dust stirs up when trucks go by
Giggling sounds, not moans and groans
From the tomb of Skelton Bones

When...

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Categories: britches, fantasy,
Form: Rhyme
Bedtime At "ike and Jane's " Sequence 5
Hi folks. The name's Ike. 
'Member me from my other writes?
check 'em out if you'd like.

Me and the Missus, Jane here, jest wanted to say...

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Categories: britches, faith, imaginationgod, me, night,
Form: Free verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things