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Breathalyzer
Breathalyzer Poems - Poems about Breathalyzer
Cooties
...If only, if only I could catch the cooties from you, please, give me the cooties, I heard, they can cure the blues, sometimes Give them to me, so they'll be mines The cooties aren't so scary, when ......
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Melissa Wilson
Categories:
breathalyzer,
for him,
Form:
Ballad
The Ballad of Rayshard Brooks
...He was a nice quiet gentle man He had family friends wife and a daughter too But Rayshard Brooks was also a black man He was just waiting for a burger at Wendy's drive-through He'd been for a d......
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George Christos
Categories:
breathalyzer,
community, death, integrity, murder,
Form:
Ballad
The Pink Elephant
...The Pink Elephant As I drove to work one day In amazement a pink elephant crossed my way I was shocked to see her in the middle of town With bright purple spots and wandering around Oh she......
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Arthur Vaso
Categories:
breathalyzer,
animal, color, crazy, funny,
Form:
Free verse
Drunk Behind the Wheel
...You have a choice To fall prey to that demonic disease And stay victim held captive Where it keeps you with ease You have a choice To follow static conclusion And exist under asphyxiation fro......
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Victoria Reome
Categories:
breathalyzer,
addiction, drink, passion,
Form:
Rhyme
A Night On the Tiles
...A young lady from old Bordeaux, Was drinking wine with great gusto, She was at a wine fair When the police stopped her there, The breathalyzer blew up with one blow. The gendarmes wouldn't let......
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John Williams
Categories:
breathalyzer,
funny,
Form:
Limerick
Vibration
...Call it alliteration or pun or something else you are free, Don’t make a brouhaha out of this ,broer!, The brevity of my blizzard of words cannot be Blotted out, even after a breathalyzer test. ......
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Olusegun Arowolo
Categories:
breathalyzer,
allegory, life, political,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Cadd
...@2Twenty0 CharlaXTitles CADD CharlaXAgainstDrunkDrivers Puke all over the seat and get some on your dogs head and a little on the wife’s purse get her good and Madd at yew so she will take t......
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Charles Hice
Categories:
breathalyzer,
caregiving, education, forgiveness, nostalgia,
Form:
Prose Poetry