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Breathalyzer Poems - Poems about Breathalyzer


Cooties
...If only, if only I could catch the cooties from you, please, give me the cooties, I heard, they can cure the blues, sometimes Give them to me, so they'll be mines The cooties aren't so scary, when ......

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Categories: breathalyzer, for him,
Form: Ballad
The Ballad of Rayshard Brooks
...He was a nice quiet gentle man He had family friends wife and a daughter too But Rayshard Brooks was also a black man He was just waiting for a burger at Wendy's drive-through He'd been for a d......

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Categories: breathalyzer, community, death, integrity, murder,
Form: Ballad



Premium Member The Pink Elephant
...The Pink Elephant As I drove to work one day In amazement a pink elephant crossed my way I was shocked to see her in the middle of town With bright purple spots and wandering around Oh she......

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Categories: breathalyzer, animal, color, crazy, funny,
Form: Free verse
Drunk Behind the Wheel
...You have a choice To fall prey to that demonic disease And stay victim held captive Where it keeps you with ease You have a choice To follow static conclusion And exist under asphyxiation fro......

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Categories: breathalyzer, addiction, drink, passion,
Form: Rhyme
A Night On the Tiles
...A young lady from old Bordeaux, Was drinking wine with great gusto, She was at a wine fair When the police stopped her there, The breathalyzer blew up with one blow. The gendarmes wouldn't let......

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Categories: breathalyzer, funny,
Form: Limerick



Vibration
...Call it alliteration or pun or something else you are free, Don’t make a brouhaha out of this ,broer!, The brevity of my blizzard of words cannot be Blotted out, even after a breathalyzer test. ......

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Categories: breathalyzer, allegory, life, political,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Cadd
...@2Twenty0 CharlaXTitles CADD CharlaXAgainstDrunkDrivers Puke all over the seat and get some on your dogs head and a little on the wife’s purse get her good and Madd at yew so she will take t......

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Categories: breathalyzer, caregiving, education, forgiveness, nostalgia,
Form: Prose Poetry

Book: Reflection on the Important Things