Breathalyzer Poems - Poems about Breathalyzer

...If only, if only I could catch the cooties from you, please, give me the cooties, I heard, they can cure the blues, sometimes Give them to me, so they'll be mines The cooties aren't so scary, when ......Read the rest...

...He was a nice quiet gentle man He had family friends wife and a daughter too But Rayshard Brooks was also a black man He was just waiting for a burger at Wendy's drive-through He'd been for a d......Read the rest...

...The Pink Elephant As I drove to work one day In amazement a pink elephant crossed my way I was shocked to see her in the middle of town With bright purple spots and wandering around Oh she......Read the rest...

...You have a choice To fall prey to that demonic disease And stay victim held captive Where it keeps you with ease You have a choice To follow static conclusion And exist under asphyxiation fro......Read the rest...

...A young lady from old Bordeaux, Was drinking wine with great gusto, She was at a wine fair When the police stopped her there, The breathalyzer blew up with one blow. The gendarmes wouldn't let......Read the rest...

...Call it alliteration or pun or something else you are free, Don’t make a brouhaha out of this ,broer!, The brevity of my blizzard of words cannot be Blotted out, even after a breathalyzer test. ......Read the rest...

...@2Twenty0 CharlaXTitles CADD CharlaXAgainstDrunkDrivers Puke all over the seat and get some on your dogs head and a little on the wife’s purse get her good and Madd at yew so she will take t......Read the rest...