The Pink Elephant

The Pink Elephant


As I drove to work one day
In amazement a pink elephant crossed my way
I was shocked to see her in the middle of town
With bright purple spots and wandering around

Oh she was not a usual sight
The police though didn’t believe I was right
Thought I was crazy, nuts or drunk
Out comes the breathalyzer, hope I am not sunk

Now as I convince them of my crazy sanity
There she comes, my lady in her pink dress of vanity
And wow she’s got purple spots and bedroom eyes!
For under her dress, so full and curvaceous

She has all the pages of my poetry salacious!


Note: Inspired by a Just for Laughs video, filmed here in Montreal!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Dietrich Avatar
December 17, 2016 at 9:08 PM
I love this silliness, Arthur. it rocks.
Chircop Avatar
December 17, 2016 at 11:44 AM
Lol...: )
Allison Avatar
December 16, 2016 at 12:35 AM
That clip is so darn funny and the poem hilarious too:-) hugs Jan xx
Duet Avatar
December 15, 2016 at 3:30 PM
Love your imagination! Pink with purple dots...so imaginative.
Smith Avatar
December 15, 2016 at 12:10 PM
Loved it the first time I saw it.
Green Avatar
December 15, 2016 at 10:30 AM
This was funny and cute Arthur.
Andresen Avatar
December 15, 2016 at 7:17 AM
..... REALLY FUNNY :))))))
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