Bottoms Poems | Examples

Bottoms Up

Desire on fire
It's under control 
But deep down inside me
It's full and it's whole
Thoughts of big snowstorms
Still thrive and abound
While dreams of guitar lessons
Still drift around
So close that I'm catching 
The faintest hint of
Rose and vanilla 
Of you it's pure love
Your lips look so soft
How I'd love to kiss 
Them for hours on end
In passionate bliss 
The kind that make movies
Of romantic ilk
If I could just kiss them
I'd drink all my milk

Bottoms Up

At a sports event in Europe*
Norway got a hefty fine
For their players were competing
In some shorts that crossed the line.

For the only proper bottoms 
Are bikinis, so the crowd
Gets a peek at much more tush 
Than what it seems the shorts allowed.

As the spectators were cheering,
Maybe Norway got some boos,
Since the team from Spain provided
Much more titillating views.

*Beach handball championships

Bell Bottoms

embroidered daisies
hip hugger bell bottoms
1970

Nehru jacket
yellow happy faces
1971

maternity tops
and a quickie wedding
those dhrammed bell bottoms

Bottoms and Braces

Proctologist meets gorgeous female.
She’s a dentist who drinks ginger ale.
Both put their hands places
Most would not think was aces
One fixing bottoms, the other braces.

Man Canned Tableau

Man Canned Tableau

Insult as men stare,
More frequent than rare,
Holding Partners hand
Passerby, he's canned,
Boobs, bottoms or legs,
Stop it now she begs!


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Really Big Bottoms

Way down south in the land of cotton
Love and friendships are not forgotten
They thrive in full bloom
Under the big yellow moon
Some backwoods girls have really big bottoms

Get Behind Me, 2020

Beyond the challenges, look they say
The solutions lie there; use them, you may
You ask where do they sit right now?
In your heart and soul; now figure out how

What's the problem you can solve, well?
Write it down; the world you must tell
I search for you in online spaces
Finding you with your many faces

The market demands that you stay consistent
Your team wants you to be persistent
T'is tough squeezing water from a stone
It all starts with you getting on the phone

A new year hurriedly beckons
Set goals, your team reckons
Our target, the bottom tier
Get off your bottoms, without fear

Bojo Bottoms

Prime Minister has a screw loose
Or does he want a Christmas goose?
A pandemic heaven
Is 24/7
And not one has declared a truce!

Bottoms Up

Cilly Willy was born transgender
And became a Public Defender
She could be a judge
If she would just fudge
But she knows that Trump would upend her

Roots - Bottoms Up

A tree's roots are under the ground
   where, with little fanfare or sound
They nourish the tree that we get to see
   its trunk and its limbs, its twigs and its leaves
 
Our focus on powerful branches
   or brilliant autumnal scenes--
We know that without sturdy roots deep down
   there'd be nary a tree for miles around...

Yet my family tree has its deepest roots on top
   Without those brave primogenitors
      ~ all growth would have stopped

Bottoms Up

I have always wanted to see the world 
From the bottom up
So when I die 
don't cry
Throw my ashes down the toilet
And flush with vigor
while shaking the handle
here is  looking up at you

Bottoms Up 2

not feeling well
not finding the
bottom of the
well 

because the well
springs gone
but what about
what

the dowser didn't
say but her rods
got excited and
bent

down saying that
here there is water
to be found so
dig

so i dug and am
still digging
but finding
dirt

then my world
eyes opened
seeing the
globe

on the other
side was my
much beloved
Asian Sea

Bottoms Up

taking all of my pills
and vitamins to fill
a shot glass

chasing them to stop
the things that are 
chasing me

with 
a bottle
of wine

Bed Bottoms, Wet Entrails

Lakes lie limpid imponderable, 
glistening and glassy.
Looking like kites hanging 
suspended in the sky,
towing streams as shimmering tails,
wriggling in the wind.

Lakes and streams are inseparable, 
codependent, bedfellows,
each alike each other,
with wet bed bottoms
and wet watery entrails.

At the Bottoms Dropped Out

At the Bottom's dropped out.

I'll write to you 
the end of the story.
The only one i know.
Sundown on a field of dandelions.
No step closer to rapture,
I smiled with no hurry 
when i found myself here,
at the bottom's dropped out.              

It never rests.
not even when it's over.
Like stale conversation 
without bread nor water.
A river martin's graceful flight.
My smile came easy
when i saw you here
at the bottom's dropped out.

Lampblack spills on a white canvas,
like a clock running out of time.
The mood a smile brings on,
it never has to die.
Dustup Old Frisian theological nonsense.
The clouds burst with meaning
at the bottom's dropped out.

Like a sun spot on the Sun
Life stands still
as seasons change.
It’s not worth winding up the long rewind
of a slippery slope 
towards yesterday’s face another time.
Let's have last seen each other here
At the bottom's dropped out.

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