Bosses Poems - Poems about Bosses

Boastful bosses 14

I’m as good an ear as ears go
If you tell me what I don’t know,
His finger firm on chest,
Looking the least modest,  
Boastful ever, said his ego.
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Limerick |14.08.2024| humour, business   

Boastful bosses 13

Fine, there’s no ‘I’ in TEAM,
There’s ‘ME’-- he talked of him.
‘ME’ is present
In management.
He said, pride spilled from brim. 
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The boss boasted, his ego spilling over the brim.
Limerick |13.08.2024| humour, business   

Boastful bosses 10

I sure love to agree with you,
With your idea from wildest blue,
I love to go along,
But then we’d both be wrong,
It’s better that I keep my view.
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A boss tells his assistant, why he cannot agree with her.
Limerick |01.08.2024| humour, business

Boastful bosses 6

Your zeal’s infective, flashed his frown,
Get it not to your headless crown.
We want our work done here,
If I must make it clear,
Let not your zeal spread, tone it down.  
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A boss warns an executive for his enthusiasm, pointing his index finger.
Limerick |20.07.2024| humour, business         

Boastful bosses 4

He’s ace performer, cream of cream,
But wait, do we have to tell him?
At best, give him some bread,
Butter may get to head,
Soon, we may have to kill his dream.
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Told a boss to HR head with a bunch of appraisals.
Limerick |18.07.2024|humour

Boastful bosses 3

Happy to have reached comfort zone,
They’re content for no good reason,
At peak of uselessness,
Their pigeon-hole no less, 
And left with no more ambition.
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Muses a boss, seeing groups of employees gossiping at an office party.
Limerick |17.07.2024| humour, business

Boastful bosses 2

Initiative, nor ambition upfront,
Hire him, he’ll be good as my assistant,
I just want a workhorse,
Not one for the racecourse,
A pony’s oft good if not adamant.
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A boss said to his HR head
Limerick |16.07.2024| humour

Boastful bosses 1

There’s one thing of which I feel sure:
The goodness of no peer pressure.
That, year after long years,
I find for me no peers,
The boss said, peering in mirror.
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A boss boasted to his HR head
Limerick |15.07.2024| humour, business

Busy Bosses

Leaders learn logical listening
Lure liason's league, 
Lightening loyalty's liberation.

Satan Is a Very Good Liar

Soon, a penniless buyer,
Who’d dreamt of being a high flyer,
His bowel, a deflated tire,
And, thus, an embittered crier ….
Not willing anymore to climb higher;
Bosses would their workers fire,
After a couple of weeks’ hire!

Will he be hiring a smart lawyer?
But he can’t pay Barrister Moore Sawyer!
Of seven children did he sire,
Now, praised procreation does him tire!
Will

The Bosses Son

you may try to make us feel inferior
strutting around with head held high and mighty
i wonder
is it for our sake
or just to cover up thy own inadequacy
fumbling your way around the factory floor
the bosses son soon to elevate to greater roles
i remember you 
on your first day the rawest of incumbents
silver spoon still protruding
from your

Good At Not Having Bosses

My husband and I are good at not having bosses.
We like positions where no one tells us what to do.
We have quit many jobs and cut our losses.
Give us autonomy, which we feel is our due.
Hire us if you must, but as sure as trees have mosses
We will resign fast unless left alone by you.

Parrots and Bosses

As a young teen,
she never liked parrots and bosses
Nah, never liked them at all
A parrot is always telling on you,
and a boss be always ordering you what to do
Rebellious hearts don't like none of that,
and she was a born rebel ... had a lot of sass
Young thing was a fire starter first class
Learned early on

All Bosses

too many orders
like they say too many chiefs
where's all the workers?

My Old Bosses Funeral

MY OLD BOSSES FUNERAL 
by
JOHN M. ARRIBAS 


Went to the funeral of my old boss
After several speakers I was at a loss
Who was this person they were eulogizing
Kind words and praise was so surprising
I knew him well for many, many years
Despised by family and also his peers
He was a tough  boss that never praised

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