Bosses Poems - Poems about Bosses

I’m as good an ear as ears go If you tell me what I don’t know, His finger firm on chest, Looking the least modest, Boastful ever, said his ego. _________________________ Limerick |14.08.2024| humour, business ...

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Fine, there’s no ‘I’ in TEAM, There’s ‘ME’-- he talked of him. ‘ME’ is present In management. He said, pride spilled from brim. _____________________________ The boss boasted, his ego spilling over the brim. Limerick |13.08.2024| humour, business ...

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I sure love to agree with you, With your idea from wildest blue, I love to go along, But then we’d both be wrong, It’s better that I keep my view. ___________________________ A boss tells his assistant, why he cannot agree with her. Limerick |01.08.2024| humour, business ...

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Your zeal’s infective, flashed his frown, Get it not to your headless crown. We want our work done here, If I must make it clear, Let not your zeal spread, tone it down. ________________________________ A boss warns an executive for his enthusiasm, pointing his index finger. Limerick |20.07.2024| humour, business ...

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He’s ace performer, cream of cream, But wait, do we have to tell him? At best, give him some bread, Butter may get to head, Soon, we may have to kill his dream. _____________________________ Told a boss to HR head with a bunch of appraisals. Limerick |18.07.2024|humour ...

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Happy to have reached comfort zone, They’re content for no good reason, At peak of uselessness, Their pigeon-hole no less, And left with no more ambition. ____________________________ Muses a boss, seeing groups of employees gossiping at an office party. Limerick |17.07.2024| humour, business ...

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Initiative, nor ambition upfront, Hire him, he’ll be good as my assistant, I just want a workhorse, Not one for the racecourse, A pony’s oft good if not adamant. ____________________________ A boss said to his HR head Limerick |16.07.2024| humour ...

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There’s one thing of which I feel sure: The goodness of no peer pressure. That, year after long years, I find for me no peers, The boss said, peering in mirror. ____________________________ A boss boasted to his HR head Limerick |15.07.2024| humour, business ...

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Leaders learn logical listening Lure liason's league, Lightening loyalty's liberation....

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Soon, a penniless buyer, Who’d dreamt of being a high flyer, His bowel, a deflated tire, And, thus, an embittered crier …. Not willing anymore to climb higher; Bosses would their workers fire, After a couple of weeks’ hire! Will he be hiring a smart lawyer? But he can’t pay Barrister Moore Sawyer! Of seven children did he sire, Now, praised procreation does him tire! Will...

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you may try to make us feel inferior strutting around with head held high and mighty i wonder is it for our sake or just to cover up thy own inadequacy fumbling your way around the factory floor the bosses son soon to elevate to greater roles i remember you on your first day the rawest of incumbents silver spoon still protruding from your...

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My husband and I are good at not having bosses. We like positions where no one tells us what to do. We have quit many jobs and cut our losses. Give us autonomy, which we feel is our due. Hire us if you must, but as sure as trees have mosses We will resign fast unless left alone by you....

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As a young teen, she never liked parrots and bosses Nah, never liked them at all A parrot is always telling on you, and a boss be always ordering you what to do Rebellious hearts don't like none of that, and she was a born rebel ... had a lot of sass Young thing was a fire starter first class Learned early on...

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too many orders like they say too many chiefs where's all the workers?...

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MY OLD BOSSES FUNERAL by JOHN M. ARRIBAS Went to the funeral of my old boss After several speakers I was at a loss Who was this person they were eulogizing Kind words and praise was so surprising I knew him well for many, many years Despised by family and also his peers He was a tough boss that never praised...

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