Best Bosses Poems
The Bosses Sonyou may try to make us feel inferior
strutting around with head held high and mighty
i wonder
is it for our sake
or just to cover up thy own inadequacy
fumbling your way around the factory floor
the bosses son soon to elevate to greater roles
i remember you
on your...
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Categories:
bosses, rude, sad,
Form:
Suzette Prime
The Big Bosses of CorruptionTHE BIG BOSSES OF CORRUPTION
Heads held high, moods lowered with intend
They parade the highly peopled pathways
As they gather recognition and fake trust
Towards their deep well of luxury
How they got up there
A mystery down here
Why they hang on that long
As if it’s where they...
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Categories:
bosses, abuse, corruption, power,
Form:
Free verse
Bad BossesBad bosses wear the same clothes every day
Some of them are called Bob or Bill or Kathy
They smell funny and cry for mommy
Never shake hands with them
You don’t know where their thumbs have been
Bad bosses hate employees who want wages
They kick their dogs and friends
Legends...
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Categories:
bosses, abuse, business, conflict, corruption,
Form:
Free verse
My Old Bosses FuneralMY OLD BOSSES FUNERAL
by
JOHN M. ARRIBAS
Went to the funeral of my old boss
After several speakers I was at a loss
Who was this person they were eulogizing
Kind words and praise was so surprising
I knew him well for many, many years
Despised by family and also...
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Categories:
bosses, eulogy, funeral, humorous, hyperbole,
Form:
Rhyme
If Bosses Would ListenWith the wagon rolling forward on Square Wheels and a cargo of round rubber tires, the wagon pushers need change.
Are Bosses unaware?
Square Wheels are always thumping.
Listen. Small improvements here....
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Categories:
bosses, business, irony, metaphor, work,
Form:
Haiku
Parrots and Bosses
As a young teen,
she never liked parrots and bosses
Nah, never liked them at all
A parrot is always telling on you,
and a boss be always ordering you what to do
Rebellious hearts don't like none of that,
and she was a born rebel ... had a lot of...
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Categories:
bosses, fun, humor, parody, teen,
Form:
Light Verse
Bosses Say There Are RightsBoss will says there are rights…
China top leader WU JANTO says” Country Unity.”.
Cauchy3 says” there are annexed evil forensic words for leader powers.
China premier WENJIABAO says “ no pledge but without evidence follow china laws but I am clean”
Cauchy3 says “what are laws if there...
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Categories:
bosses, dark,
Form:
ABC
All Bossestoo many orders
like they say too many chiefs
where's all the workers?...
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Categories:
bosses, humor,
Form:
Senryu
Good At Not Having BossesMy husband and I are good at not having bosses.
We like positions where no one tells us what to do.
We have quit many jobs and cut our losses.
Give us autonomy, which we feel is our due.
Hire us if you must, but as sure as trees...
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Categories:
bosses, jobs,
Form:
Rhyme
Busy BossesLeaders learn logical listening
Lure liason's league,
Lightening loyalty's liberation....
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Categories:
bosses, devotion, motivation, people, society,
Form:
Alliteration
Xiii: Buses & BossesGentle Prof –
The tales were so loudly told
Of new buses, of omnibuses;
Your tales-bearers so numerous
Loud-sounding speakers
Sharp ear-piercing trumpeters
Harping like some prime oracles
Announcing the benevolence of the deity
Each weaver sing-wept for joy
Even in these hard times!
Where are the buses?
Where are the omnibuses?
In a trick of sacrifice
Within...
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Categories:
bosses, parody
Form:
Boastful bosses 6 Your zeal’s infective, flashed his frown,
Get it not to your headless crown.
We want our work done here,
If I must make it clear,
Let not your zeal spread, tone it down.
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A boss warns an executive for his enthusiasm, pointing his index finger.
Limerick |20.07.2024| humour, business...
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Categories:
bosses, business, humor, people,
Form:
Limerick
Boastful bosses 2 Initiative, nor ambition upfront,
Hire him, he’ll be good as my assistant,
I just want a workhorse,
Not one for the racecourse,
A pony’s oft good if not adamant.
____________________________
A boss said to his HR head
Limerick |16.07.2024| humour
...
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Categories:
bosses, business, humor, people,
Form:
Limerick
Boastful bosses 1 There’s one thing of which I feel sure:
The goodness of no peer pressure.
That, year after long years,
I find for me no peers,
The boss said, peering in mirror.
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A boss boasted to his HR head
Limerick |15.07.2024| humour, business
...
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Categories:
bosses, business, humor, people,
Form:
Limerick
Satan Is a Very Good LiarSoon, a penniless buyer,
Who’d dreamt of being a high flyer,
His bowel, a deflated tire,
And, thus, an embittered crier ….
Not willing anymore to climb higher;
Bosses would their workers fire,
After a couple of weeks’ hire!
Will he be hiring a smart lawyer?
But he can’t pay Barrister Moore Sawyer!
Of...
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Categories:
bosses, anger, anxiety, betrayal, humanity,
Form:
Rhyme