Borax Poems - Poems about Borax

... "The Stain Crusaders" Plath left the pages long ago and Bacharach’s Blue-on-Blue is an ineffectual softer numb-shade-of-Blue dear green green Anthropocene this m......Read the rest...

...The groom will keep his name whilst she will change hers to his. We talked over these things as we constructed a home that would become home to the new couple. Some laughed when they asked us t......Read the rest...

...We knaves had orders both explicit and dumb: Scare the blazes out of a management bum. Thunderstorm weather rocked wide Prince William Sound, Feisty gales pouring rain all around. My partner an......Read the rest...

...My baby has bi-lateral bonbons. She modulates her rhythm side to side. She’s a twenty-mule team moving violation, Her motives pure as borax, her methods bona fide. She stood naked in a shell a......Read the rest...

...A scientist by the name of Mulqueen Wanted to create a Patrick's day scene Some borax he ignited The Irish were excited When over town he sent clouds of bright green. The crowds called an......Read the rest...

...Apart from the worn stone-step where drunks still topple all has changed. Now a neon glow backlights a plasticized fascia. In the in the parking lot two blonds face-off. one has extra-large ea......Read the rest...

...Sung to, You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch, (extended version). KP You’re a monster, Donny Dump. Some biiig-time twiiisted clooown. To no end, I could deride you, are no depths you didn’t fall to,......Read the rest...

...Not-So-Heroic Couplets by Donald Trump care of Michael R. Burch To outfox the pox: kill yourself first, with Clorox! And since death is the goal, mainline Lysol! No vaccine? Just ch......Read the rest...

...Scrubbing Bubbles, Dreft, Life Buoy, and Shout. Help me to get my greasy grimy out. Irish Spring, Dove, Windex, Borax too, I turn to them when I am blue. Cleaning is something I resolve not to ......Read the rest...

...Please Officer, Mr. Clean is not like that, though will admit that we had a little spat. I used Pine Sol, and he wasn’t really happy, but assure you that it never made him slappy. Little Joy was ......Read the rest...

...Veteran's Day Tattered uniforms washed with borax and sunrays still house the bulging proud chests of older youth Who uncompromisingly gave away their modeled freedom For un-apathetic ideals bur......Read the rest...

...Gas prices on the rise again? Folks don't know what to do? I've found a tiny solution, It's fuel made of doggie doo! Several pints of canola oil, Perhaps an egg or two; Stir in a quart o......Read the rest...

...Her list includes croutons and jelly and jam, as I read down, I see knockwurst and ham. Bananas and tuna, pick up Borax and Bold, if there's no Zest, then get Palmolive Gold. Orange juice and lem......Read the rest...