Booze Poems - Poems about Booze

Stunning beauty her face really was! She was shaped more like a lovely vase. Never for a one night stand! Booze brewed my sins in bare hands! Beer dragged my shame under my wife's claws....Read the rest...

Alcohol whispered lust to me firsthand, I mistook my wife for a one night stand, Drunkeness brought me the blame Beer! Why put me into shame? Booze then made me cry dry, tears of my gland. 8th October, 2024....Read the rest...

True truth... I've never heard of any liver that was a friend of drink... no matter how noble it may be... Scotch whiskey, French champagne, dirty-stemmed cane, cachaça that killed the guard, Hemingway's piña colada Artisanal beer (factory or...Read the rest...

the Sea drinks no booze ...Read the rest...

There’s no film set There’s no Tom Cruise Everyone dies In front of you And that is war They give you a gun Sent off with the meat Shoot you in the back Cos we never retreat And that is war When you...Read the rest...

Elements of a Dram Earth, with a fertile ground used all year round Strong and consistent and new growth persistent A yield from a field, and a brood of oakwood Fire, with the strike of a match, we start...Read the rest...

Away on a booze cruise, No beer left in stock. They charged fifty dollars, It was a real shock. I complained it’s not fair, I want money back. We’re so sorry, they said, We’ll give you a snack. The food was disgusting, The chef...Read the rest...

He went home gaily after a few pegs Fell onto his bed dangling his soiled legs Blissfully fell asleep soon His wife came calling him “loon” Falling from bed, he felt her hefty kicks May.19. 2023 Funny, Bawdy or Humorous Limerick...Read the rest...

Boasting inanely,  After taking much booze You are so bamboozled Trying to woo some folks. Singing , " Boom ,  Bloom,      Hum...hum      ...Read the rest...

West of the Rockies, North of the border. Lay a little town, Of law and order. With one Tin Star, And Deputies three. Nobody transgressed, Nobody but me. On that fateful day, Near the edge of town. With my Colt 45, Shot the Sheriff down. I had...Read the rest...

I just stood bewildered, staring Specks of the sky slowly pass through the glass Adding a frosty sheen to the scene A soft, creamy dew passes through. A boy standing by a mothball light The dark entrance of nature exposed The darkly...Read the rest...

Gilbert Bright makes the right noise, For free drinks magical voice, At a pub each guy his choice, Hotel Managers: his boys! You think you can booze, just poise, About your talents ‘No Noise’; Glass for you in a glad voice Would...Read the rest...

Christ! You let a life be priced? However this thing goes, Whichever way the wind blows, This chap has begun to lose! A mocking last- minute booze For a throat in a noose Far from loose: A booze through a neck They would soon...Read the rest...

I was told that love is like holding somebody up on a pedestal. The problem with love is that it’s being misperceived & used as a poison that is damaging our cerebral. The path of memories is...Read the rest...

You watch the news and see all those louts who drink and abuse, by making fools of themselves To fix their spews, so they don’t go south let’s not sell them booze, to feed their mouth...Read the rest...