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Booze Poems - Poems about Booze

Drinking infidelity
Stunning beauty her face really was! She was shaped more like a lovely vase. Never for a one night stand! Booze brewed my sins in bare hands! Beer dragged my shame under my wife's claws....

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Categories: booze, confusion, funny love, jealousy,
Form: Limerick
Lust stole my tears
Alcohol whispered lust to me firsthand, I mistook my wife for a one night stand, Drunkeness brought me the blame Beer! Why put me into shame? Booze then made me cry dry, tears of my gland. 8th October, 2024....

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Categories: booze, addiction, baseball, crazy, depression,
Form: Limerick



LIVER IS NOT A FRIEND OF BOOZE
True truth... I've never heard of any liver that was a friend of drink... no matter how noble it may be... Scotch whiskey, French champagne, dirty-stemmed cane, cachaça that killed the guard, Hemingway's piña colada Artisanal beer (factory or home-brewed beer) it can handle more or less a cup of tea... of boldo...!...

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Categories: booze, allusion, analogy, creation, humorous,
Form: Prose Poetry
Sea hangover sans booze
the Sea drinks no booze why then It has hangover if...

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Categories: booze, allusion, funny,
Form: Senryu
Premium Member And That Is War
There’s no film set There’s no Tom Cruise Everyone dies In front of you And that is war They give you a gun Sent off with the meat Shoot you in the back Cos we never retreat And that is war When you enlist They tell you it’s great The army’s job is Teach you to hate And that is war You’re free to kill You’re free to rape Do...

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Categories: booze, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Rhyme



Elements of a Dram
Elements of a Dram Earth, with a fertile ground used all year round Strong and consistent and new growth persistent A yield from a field, and a brood of oakwood Fire, with the strike of a match, we start a new batch Set smoke in a kiln and give life to a still Begin the real process and start to excite...

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Categories: booze, drink, earth, fire, nature,
Form: Rhyme
Away On a Booze Cruise
Away on a booze cruise, No beer left in stock. They charged fifty dollars, It was a real shock. I complained it’s not fair, I want money back. We’re so sorry, they said, We’ll give you a snack. The food was disgusting, The chef was a prick. The waiter annoying, I now feel sea-sick. I hoyed in a bucket, And over the side. All for fifty dollars, It felt like...

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Categories: booze, environment, fun, holiday, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member After the Booze
He went home gaily after a few pegs Fell onto his bed dangling his soiled legs Blissfully fell asleep soon His wife came calling him “loon” Falling from bed, he felt her hefty kicks May.19. 2023 Funny, Bawdy or Humorous Limerick Poetry Contest Sponsor- Tania Kitchin 10 syllables in lines 1, 2 and 5 7 syllables in lines 3 and 4...

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Categories: booze, anger, horror,
Form: Limerick
Brag Inanely
Boasting inanely,  After taking much booze You are so bamboozled Trying to woo some folks. Singing , " Boom ,  Bloom,      Hum...hum       Zoom in         the zoo room. Boost up     Boost up...

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Categories: booze, addiction, dance, hurt, life,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Blame It On the Booze
West of the Rockies, North of the border. Lay a little town, Of law and order. With one Tin Star, And Deputies three. Nobody transgressed, Nobody but me. On that fateful day, Near the edge of town. With my Colt 45, Shot the Sheriff down. I had whiskeyed head, And bloodshot eyes. On a stolen horse, Was caught by surprise. The Deputies three, That I confounded. Out of the shadows, Had me surrounded. With no...

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Categories: booze, death, fate, judgement, western,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Muse and Booze
I just stood bewildered, staring Specks of the sky slowly pass through the glass Adding a frosty sheen to the scene A soft, creamy dew passes through. A boy standing by a mothball light The dark entrance of nature exposed The darkly hidden entrance of the mind You may be in a slump, so Don't muse about relying on this. How the...

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Categories: booze, analogy, anxiety, inspirational,
Form: Free verse
Free Drinks Giver
Gilbert Bright makes the right noise, For free drinks magical voice, At a pub each guy his choice, Hotel Managers: his boys! You think you can booze, just poise, About your talents ‘No Noise’; Glass for you in a glad voice Would up the low spirit buoy Drinkers turn sailors: “Ahoy!” Gilbert Bright and Friends sailing, Bright-promoting song selling: “For Bright in the Lord...

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Categories: booze, celebration, drink, integrity, people,
Form: Rhyme
Before a Hanging
Christ! You let a life be priced? However this thing goes, Whichever way the wind blows, This chap has begun to lose! A mocking last- minute booze For a throat in a noose Far from loose: A booze through a neck They would soon wreck… With people asking “Whose” And whether the neck did this choose? And soon it shall be on the news A chap “Practical Roast...

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Categories: booze, bullying, conflict, death, drink,
Form: Rhyme
Pedestal
I was told that love is like holding somebody up on a pedestal. The problem with love is that it’s being misperceived & used as a poison that is damaging our cerebral. The path of memories is still unforgettable. But for some odd reason though, We still feel the need to convince ourselves that love is still able to...

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Categories: booze, age, conflict, lost love,
Form: Rhyme
Booze You Lose
You watch the news and see all those louts who drink and abuse, by making fools of themselves To fix their spews, so they don’t go south let’s not sell them booze, to feed their mouth...

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Categories: booze, crazy, health, image, life,
Form: Rhyme

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