Single girls don't set out to snare
The husband of anyone fair
They just want to diddle
Someone on the fiddle
Who always wants more than his share
It's not well known but I'm wiser than most
Got a great bod though I don't like to boast
Actually model stuff
Surprisingly tough
Beat up old ladies but afraid of scary ghosts
Started walking again at the mall each morning
Must keep the old body moving or it'll stop performing
Even simple functions
Like eating muffins
Or warding off girlies from constantly swarming
Some people
Want a bod
Want to have
Curves every where
Muscles that bulge
Muscles that move
Want them easy
Want them fast
They know someone
Who looks like that
Muscle that move
Like a cat
They want to look
Just like that
Go to the gym
Climb some stairs
Move some iron
Ten minutes should do
Don’t want to sweat
Don’t want no pain
A few minutes a day
Ought to do
It's not well known but I'm wiser than most
Got a great bod though I don't like to boast
Actually, model stuff
Surprisingly tough
Can beat up old ladies but afraid of scary ghosts
A touch-me-not flower she is.
"Don't you dare touch me", she says!
2018-04-08
An entry for the Epigram Contest
Sponsored by: Deborah Guenther Beachboard
It's not well known but I'm wiser than most
Got a great bod though I don't like to boast
Actually model stuff
Surprisingly tough
Beat up old ladies but afraid of ghosts
I think I'm in need of new bod
This one I've worn slap down to the bone
Its thoughts and its deeds no longer suit me
Now that I've gotten this old
I think that it's served out its purpose
Slowing down as it's nearing the end
Not losing all hope yet letting most of it go
As this body's no longer my friend
It'd take too much time to iron out the wrinkles
Best if they were all just replaced
With new and improved fancy free and foot lose
Feel free to start with the face
From there we could go any direction
Once down the front or twice round the back
Putting this body out of its misery
You can take that and chew on the fat
If there's someone out there who could help me
Blink twice or just give me a nod
Not looking here for man of the year
Just in need of a bit better bod