Bod Poems - Poems about Bod

Single girls don't set out to snare The husband of anyone fair They just want to diddle Someone on the fiddle Who always wants more than his share...

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It's not well known but I'm wiser than most Got a great bod though I don't like to boast Actually model stuff Surprisingly tough Beat up old ladies but afraid of scary ghosts...

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Started walking again at the mall each morning Must keep the old body moving or it'll stop performing Even simple functions Like eating muffins Or warding off girlies from constantly swarming...

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Some people Want a bod Want to have Curves every where Muscles that bulge Muscles that move Want them easy Want them fast They know someone Who looks like that Muscle that move Like a cat They want to look Just like that Go to the gym Climb some stairs Move some iron Ten minutes should do Don’t want to sweat Don’t want no...

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It's not well known but I'm wiser than most Got a great bod though I don't like to boast Actually, model stuff Surprisingly tough Can beat up old ladies but afraid of scary ghosts...

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A touch-me-not flower she is. "Don't you dare touch me", she says! 2018-04-08 An entry for the Epigram Contest Sponsored by: Deborah Guenther Beachboard...

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It's not well known but I'm wiser than most Got a great bod though I don't like to boast Actually model stuff Surprisingly tough Beat up old ladies but afraid of ghosts...

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I think I'm in need of new bod This one I've worn slap down to the bone Its thoughts and its deeds no longer suit me Now that I've gotten this old I think that it's served out its purpose Slowing down as it's nearing the end Not losing all hope yet letting most of it go As this body's no longer...

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