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Funny Boat Poems

These Funny Boat poems are examples of Boat poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Boat Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member A Man More Patrician Than Not
A man, more patrician than not,
Of folly, he had quite a lot.
Stentorian voice,
But words of poor choice,
A sot, not a yacht, had he bought....

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Categories: boat, drink, funny, humor,



Abandoned
ABANDONED

Standing here by the empty dock
Cruise ship sailed, maybe an hour ago
I readily admit that I was a little late 
But I somehow knew it...

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Categories: adventure, boat,

Except
I like the dark,

The unseen, unknown, the scary,

Except for heights, that you can keep away from me.

 

I like mystery, 

The clues, scenes, the possibilities,

Just...

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Categories: adventure, boat, car, dark,

Poem Without a Boat In It
Do you remember that long-ago summer
Camping out down by the lake?
You, me, your sister, and my mother
And all of the memories we’d make?

Fishing, we found,...

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Categories: boat, childhood, friendship, funny, humor,

Poem With a Boat In It
Do you remember that long-ago summer
Camping out down by the lake?
You, me, your sister, and my mother
And all of the memories we’d make?

How we strolled...

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Categories: boat, childhood, friendship, funny, humor,



Boat Similes
Abacus yacht boats pleasy
Banana boats are queazy
Catamaran boats squeezy
Dinghy boats all out easy
Eagle Craft boats too cheesy
Fishing boats yet so breezy
Game boats crazy uneasy
Houseboats creepy...

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Categories: boat, simile,

Well That Hurt
On a cruise ship in the sea
breaking blue waves peacefully,
yet once we land and I descend
the coral moves and shifts and bends.
Out comes something small...

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Categories: blue, boat, cool, fun,

Premium Member Boat Ride By Goat Nursery Rhyme
BOAT RIDE BY GOAT

             A goat wore white satin coat,
   ...

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Categories: boat, funny, humorous,

Premium Member Mystery Lover
in the green, green garden,
under the blue, blue sky,
did you throw me a rose
on the sly?

on the slow slow river,
in the wooden log boat,
did you...

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Categories: blue, boat, cute love,

Premium Member Little Man In the Boat
Ladies please take note 
this is a massage for
the little man in the boat.
To whom so much of myself 
I willingly devote. 
I hope you...

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Categories: boat, art, dedication, fun, happy,

Premium Member Nearly Six Foot
Nearly Six Foot

Of heaven on the water I wish to sing, it is a funny thing. 
A small boat and sail, the size of a...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: boat, butterfly, cute, grandparents,

I'M Going To Sea In a Blueberry Boat
I’m going to sea in a blueberry boat
            With dainty peony sails prettily stitched
...

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Categories: boat, funny, sea,

Premium Member I'M Going To Sea On My Blueberry Boat
I thought,. I'm going to sea on my blueberry boat!
Hoping to have fun and stay afloat
I took my blueberry boat out to sea
Filled with all...

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Categories: boat, america, color, fruit, funny,

Premium Member Cruise Cat Tastrophy
Cicely Catherine Charlotte,
Child of a cosmopolitan century,
Captain of the cruise vessel
Cooling its boilers in the cove.

Cicely dispensing catnip
creates crazy feline
cuckoo climbing, jumping with
crack me up...

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Categories: animal, boat, cat, fun,

I Remember That We Rowed, You Were Afraid
I remember that we rowed.
You were afraid.
And so, I gave the oars to you,
I thought, you see – control
Would help you feel
It was your boat...

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Categories: boat, cute love, funny,


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