Funny Boat Poems
These Funny Boat poems are examples of Boat poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Boat Funny poems written by international poets.
A Man More Patrician Than NotA man, more patrician than not,
Of folly, he had quite a lot.
Stentorian voice,
But words of poor choice,
A sot, not a yacht, had he bought....
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boat, drink, funny, humor,
AbandonedABANDONED
Standing here by the empty dock
Cruise ship sailed, maybe an hour ago
I readily admit that I was a little late
But I somehow knew it...
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adventure, boat,
ExceptI like the dark,
The unseen, unknown, the scary,
Except for heights, that you can keep away from me.
I like mystery,
The clues, scenes, the possibilities,
Just...
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adventure, boat, car, dark,
Poem Without a Boat In ItDo you remember that long-ago summer
Camping out down by the lake?
You, me, your sister, and my mother
And all of the memories we’d make?
Fishing, we found,...
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boat, childhood, friendship, funny, humor,
Poem With a Boat In ItDo you remember that long-ago summer
Camping out down by the lake?
You, me, your sister, and my mother
And all of the memories we’d make?
How we strolled...
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boat, childhood, friendship, funny, humor,
Boat SimilesAbacus yacht boats pleasy
Banana boats are queazy
Catamaran boats squeezy
Dinghy boats all out easy
Eagle Craft boats too cheesy
Fishing boats yet so breezy
Game boats crazy uneasy
Houseboats creepy...
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boat, simile,
Well That HurtOn a cruise ship in the sea
breaking blue waves peacefully,
yet once we land and I descend
the coral moves and shifts and bends.
Out comes something small...
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blue, boat, cool, fun,
Boat Ride By Goat Nursery RhymeBOAT RIDE BY GOAT
A goat wore white satin coat,
...
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boat, funny, humorous,
Mystery Loverin the green, green garden,
under the blue, blue sky,
did you throw me a rose
on the sly?
on the slow slow river,
in the wooden log boat,
did you...
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blue, boat, cute love,
Little Man In the BoatLadies please take note
this is a massage for
the little man in the boat.
To whom so much of myself
I willingly devote.
I hope you...
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boat, art, dedication, fun, happy,
Nearly Six FootNearly Six Foot
Of heaven on the water I wish to sing, it is a funny thing.
A small boat and sail, the size of a...
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boat, butterfly, cute, grandparents,
I'M Going To Sea In a Blueberry BoatI’m going to sea in a blueberry boat
With dainty peony sails prettily stitched
...
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boat, funny, sea,
I'M Going To Sea On My Blueberry BoatI thought,. I'm going to sea on my blueberry boat!
Hoping to have fun and stay afloat
I took my blueberry boat out to sea
Filled with all...
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boat, america, color, fruit, funny,
Cruise Cat TastrophyCicely Catherine Charlotte,
Child of a cosmopolitan century,
Captain of the cruise vessel
Cooling its boilers in the cove.
Cicely dispensing catnip
creates crazy feline
cuckoo climbing, jumping with
crack me up...
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animal, boat, cat, fun,
I Remember That We Rowed, You Were AfraidI remember that we rowed.
You were afraid.
And so, I gave the oars to you,
I thought, you see – control
Would help you feel
It was your boat...
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boat, cute love, funny,