Little Man In the Boat

Ladies please take note this is a massage for the little man in the boat. To whom so much of myself I willingly devote. I hope you understand, the way you melt in my mouth and not in my hand. I am forever your number one fan. You spend more time than any dentist, looking down my throat. And I have to admit, I've always admired your boat. From the first time you taught me what to do. We had fun like teenagers skinny dipping in your canoe. As I became the engine to your motorboat, you laugh whenever a hair gets caught in my throat. You say I'm doing it right when I can't breath. I thought it was funny the first time I sneezed.