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Bloated Poems - Poems about Bloated


Premium Member From a Thug To a Bloated Slug
Hey Tom Cunningham, you could help bring Putin down, Plastic surgery has made him into a legendary clown, Ridicule him whilst highlighting his inhumanity, Mock him but telling of his insanity, Advise him his plastic surgeon should give him a frown...

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Categories: bloated, humanity,
Form: Limerick
Ironed
Sleeping through the stress Soiled in mixed silence Jotting every joke in justice Like the lies of lilac Calling itself clear But feels like a beauty Arranged clothes for the weeks job Just to see souls happy at dusk Laughing out loud While remembering their loss as mere thinking Oh the joys of feeding I am Bloated...

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Categories: bloated, clothes, confidence, devotion, future,
Form: Blank verse



Premium Member Bloated Orange Colostomy Bagfaced Racist
Mr. Racist, Mr. Racist, fills with hate the empty spaces. Mr. Racist, Mr. Racist, of decency he'll leave no traces. Mr. Fugly, Tubby Racist, don't know how to tie his laces. Buggy Nubby, stupid racist, don't know how to be courageous....

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Categories: bloated, discrimination, evil, hate, parody,
Form: Burlesque
Premium Member Bloated Heart
this heart challenged an ocean only to beach on a cay called indifference now bloated with ill emotion no chance of rescue to tempt karma's brutal swell would be futile ...

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Categories: bloated, abuse,
Form: Free verse
Boated and Bloated
Badly bloated; Daily devoted; Silver coated; Duly noted. Across water boated; Ruby throated; Castle moated; Around touted; Poem wroted; Out pointed; Available and anointed; Have been appointed; Was disjointed. Jim Horn...

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Categories: bloated, allegory, analogy,
Form: Couplet



Bloated
New Jersey has a governor Who wants to rule the land, But people have a problem Seeing Christie in command. It’s not his personality (Though he thinks he’s all that!) Or brains or drive or vigor – It’s the fact that he is fat! He isn’t slightly overweight But closer to obese. His stomach, in his pants, looks like It’s praying for release. So recently it...

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Categories: bloated, health, people, political,
Form: Rhyme

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