Funny Blitz Poems
These Funny Blitz poems are examples of Blitz poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Blitz Funny poems written by international poets.
Glitz Ritz Splits Blitz MittsIf you had a little glitz
You and I could do the splits,
In front of the Hotel Ritz
Did you just call me a ditz?
Come here and...
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blitz, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
Missing PieceMissing Piece
There is a piece of me missing. Not sure where to find it. I've looked in my room for it. Still...
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Categories:
anxiety, cheer up, courage,
Flatulence Upon First DateUpon the first date (decades ago) with the gal,
whose troth aye did pledge allegiance to wed
we agreed to dine at an ex-mex eatery
in north Wales,...
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animal, anxiety, desire, fate,
Presidents DayI was eating breakfast yesterday with my 12 year old granddaughter and I asked her “What day is tomorrow?” Without skipping a beat she...
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culture, funny, granddaughter, grandfather,
AjLet me break this down!
A?
aunna
J?
jones
Middle name: Marie
*aunna rie* {ironic, moronic, or iconic? right?}
a? aunnarie
J? jerk
Now that's classic let me see yal do it?...
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Categories:
beautiful, destiny, dream, funny,
Categories:
funny, home, house, humor,
All In Curlgive it away
give it all
all for what
all for nothing
nothing you bet
nothing yil get
get out there quick
get lost in a ditch
ditch ya wife
ditch ya dog
dog won’t...
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Categories:
adventure, beach, beautiful, beauty,