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Presidents Day

I was eating breakfast yesterday with my 12 year old granddaughter and I asked her “What day is tomorrow?” Without skipping a beat she said, “Its Presidents Day!” She is so smart, so I asked her “What does Presidents Day mean?” I was waiting for something about Obama, Bush or even Clinton. She replied “Presidents Day is when the President steps out of the White House and if he sees his shadow we have another year of bull ****.” You know it hurts like hell when hot coffee spurts out of your nose.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017




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Date: 12/15/2017 12:34:00 PM
Nice poem.
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Date: 2/17/2017 2:23:00 PM
Lol! Thank goodness I wasn't taking a swig when I read this! 7777777!
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