Bladdered Poems - Poems about Bladdered

... Young Mickey’s been drinking with Ewan They’re bladdered and both begin spewin But what can I say On St Paddy’s Day They’d finished all Ewan’s home brewin 03/18/21......Read the rest...

...It was a good morning until I woke up to a yelp in the kitchen from a weak bladdered pup he barked and he scratched at the door for a while then peed on the carpet and cried without gui......Read the rest...

...Paddy’s drinking with his buddy Shaun In fancy dress as a leprechaun To be part of the scene They wear emerald green and get bladdered before break of dawn! Old Paddy supped ten pi......Read the rest...

...I once knew a woman called Terri Who always was sipping the sherry She got steaming drunk And fell off her bunk The medics described her as ‘merry’ WRITTEN BY JAN ALLISON ......Read the rest...

...Happy. Genial. Merry. Jolly Blottoed, blasted, etched and blitzed Mellow, foggy, hazy, squiffy Tipsy. Tiddly. Brahms and Liszt Dazed, zombied, tanked-up, trollied Ganted, gubbed, guttered......Read the rest...

...oh my god!, this is the best night ever!! maybe a few more shots, and it might get even better put some tunes on Mr DJ, i am ready for a rave i have had soo many drinks, but i will try to be......Read the rest...