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Bladdered Poems - Poems about Bladdered


Premium Member No Wonder Their Faces Are Green
... Young Mickey’s been drinking with Ewan They’re bladdered and both begin spewin But what can I say On St Paddy’s Day They’d finished all Ewan’s home brewin 03/18/21......

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Categories: bladdered, celebration, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member It Was a Good Morning Until
...It was a good morning until I woke up to a yelp in the kitchen from a weak bladdered pup he barked and he scratched at the door for a while then peed on the carpet and cried without gui......

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Categories: bladdered, corruption, pets,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Paddy Got In a Paddy On St Patrick's Day
...Paddy’s drinking with his buddy Shaun In fancy dress as a leprechaun To be part of the scene They wear emerald green and get bladdered before break of dawn! Old Paddy supped ten pi......

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Categories: bladdered, drink, ireland,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Drunk In a Bunk - Limerick Collaboration - Do Join In the Fun
...I once knew a woman called Terri Who always was sipping the sherry She got steaming drunk And fell off her bunk The medics described her as ‘merry’ WRITTEN BY JAN ALLISON ......

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Categories: bladdered, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Brahms and Liszt
...Happy. Genial. Merry. Jolly Blottoed, blasted, etched and blitzed Mellow, foggy, hazy, squiffy Tipsy. Tiddly. Brahms and Liszt Dazed, zombied, tanked-up, trollied Ganted, gubbed, guttered......

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Categories: bladdered, drink,
Form: List



Bladdered
...oh my god!, this is the best night ever!! maybe a few more shots, and it might get even better put some tunes on Mr DJ, i am ready for a rave i have had soo many drinks, but i will try to be......

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Categories: bladdered, drink, funny,
Form: Rhyme

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