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Birth Control Poems - Poems about Birth Control


Premium Member Her problem with coitus interruptus
She cried out, “Coitus interruptus!? That don't work unless the pulling out precise and abrupt is! But you always tend to be a millisecond too late! And if we get child number eight, that's totally gonna bankrupt us!"...

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Categories: birth control, angst, humorous, lust,
Form: Light Verse
Murder Without a Conscience
Please forgive me Lord for murdering my children. My heart is flooding with tears. I’m sorry – Lord I’m so sorry Why did it take so many years? They weren’t even real to me Lord Not until today. Oh God, I’m so sorry I really don’t know what to say. Lord, those were my babies! I didn’t give them a chance. Murder was part of...

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Categories: birth control, abortion, sorry,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Birth Control
Mathematicians and family planning the algo-rhythm method....

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Categories: birth control, word play,
Form: Monoku
What Ever Happened To Birth Control
What ever happened to BIRTH CONTROL? Thirty million baby girls murdered since Roe vs Wade. The streets are lit in pink they say to celebrate. Child sacrifice on demand from conception up to birth. The devil is dancing in the streets! Life has no more worth......

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Categories: birth control, abortion, baby, celebration, how
Form: Political Verse
Premium Member Broken: Birth Control
Oh beautiful birth control, how wonderful you play, You bring so much joy to my life. You’re like my religion, I can embrace everyone, Especially my neighbour’s blonde wife. Every morning after, I fall, fall from grace off my bed, Fall right onto my knees and pray. I pray to you, my birth control friend, No kids spawned...

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Categories: birth control, birth, sexy,
Form: Quatrain



Premium Member Birth Control
The total sum of all humans who have ever lived is estimated at 106.4 billion and 6% of that total refers to all humans presently living. 1/3 of this total population of humans who were ever conceived is the result of unforeseen or unplanned or unwanted pregnancies. The time has come for all humans to better manage the birth...

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Categories: birth control, people
Form: Rhyme
Birth Control
It's against the law to kill someone, who hurts you in some way. But murder is always justified, by mothers everyday. When you think about abortion, do you see the child inside? The babies life you want to stop, has no where else to hide. You tell yourself many things, like it doesn't have a soul. Think of the future your about to destroy, by using...

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Categories: birth control, daughter, faith, family, health,
Form: Rhyme

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