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Better Mousetrap Poems

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Such a cliche
I'll drink to that, three sheets in the wind, the Booze cruise                        Drinking like a fish, kicking...Read More
Categories: better mousetrap, funny, humor, irony, language, literature, word play,
Form: Free verse

A better mousetrap
A better mousetrap he addresses
To the unbelieving masses.
Painless, bloodless, the creature won’t feel a thing!

They shake their empty heads at the impossible
For there is always hurt in Death’s Sting
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Categories: better mousetrap, animal, bereavement,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Ralphie Boy

“You lose sixty seconds of happiness
For every minute you're mad”
So damn well cheer up everybody
Things aren't really that bad

Ralph Waldo Emerson said that
While not exactly that way
Ralphie was a pretty smart cookie
So listen to what he had to say

“If you...Read More
Categories: better mousetrap, humorous, boy,
Form: Quatrain
Build a Better Mousetrap
I'm not all that handy,
nor so very bright too
I sometimes ask dumb questions
that's one thing I'm apt to do

One day I asked my father;
"Say, Dad, what's a ratchet?"
he fixed me with a wise look,
and said, "Son, it's just a
bit bigger...Read More
Categories: better mousetrap, caregiving, childhood, education, family, father, funny,
Form: Burlesque