Better Mousetrap Poems - Poems about Better Mousetrap

...“You lose sixty seconds of happiness For every minute you're mad” So damn well cheer up everybody Things aren't really that bad Ralph Waldo Emerson once said While not exactly that way Ralphi......

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...I'll drink to that, three sheets in the wind, the Booze cruise Drinking like a fish, kicking the bucket a fine kettle of fish, beyond the pale. A fish o......

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...A better mousetrap he addresses To the unbelieving masses. Painless, bloodless, the creature won’t feel a thing! They shake their empty heads at the impossible For there is always hurt in Death......

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...“You lose sixty seconds of happiness For every minute you're mad” So damn well cheer up everybody Things aren't really that bad Ralph Waldo Emerson said that While not exactly that way Ralph......

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...I'm not all that handy, nor so very bright too I sometimes ask dumb questions that's one thing I'm apt to do One day I asked my father; "Say, Dad, what's a ratchet?" he fixed me with a wise l......

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