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Poetry Soap
It’s almost time and I must run
to watch/read Poetry Soap for fun.
It comes on every day at this time
and I don’t want to miss a...

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Categories: you bet, abuse, conflict, jealousy, love,
Form: Couplet



Premium Member The Male Menopause - Please Feel Free To Join In the Collaboration
Ted’s libido has now gone astray
He refused a quick roll in the hay
So what could be the cause -   
It’s the male menopause...

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Categories: you bet, age, body, humorous, men,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member He Doesn'T Shhhh Me Anymore
He told me to be quiet each time I tried to speak
knowing I'd obey for he believed I was meek
Months went by and I acquiesced...

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© Lin Lane  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: you bet, eulogy,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Redneck Santa
T'were the night after Christmas, 'n' the house was all dark.
Not much money for 'lectric in the ol' trailer park.
Ma waitin' tables at the club...

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© Roy Jerden  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: you bet, christmas, parody,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Alpha To Omega
ALPHA TO OMEGA 

A is for Arturo and Alexis two great Poets,
Who make us all cry and laugh
B is for Besma a great philosopher
And soul...

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Categories: you bet, friendship,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member To Be Loved - Potd
To be loved
is to be a wildflower
blooming in springtime. 
How wondrous to be much desired
by all the honeybees in the meadow. 
There's no greater wealth...

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Categories: you bet, analogy, appreciation, love, perspective,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A Comb-edy of Hair-ers
My dear brother Butch,

Hair are the highlights of my week:
I got a job at the Hairway to Heaven salon!
Our motto: "We color your hair or...

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© John Watt  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: you bet, hair, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member - Creamy Chicken Soup -
     When it's soup season on Poetry Soup
     Ingredients are in large selection
    ...

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Categories: you bet, food, humor, together,
Form: Narrative
The Truth About Adhd
Growing up with ADHD forces you to adapt,
impulsive behaviour controls how you react,
attention span wanders and naturally distracts,
you face an impact, that in fact, doesn't...

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© Nick Trim  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: you bet, anti bullying, perspective, psychological,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Little Miss Spring
They say it's a time to slip in the mud, and begin anew.
Kick off the dust of yester ...
      and...

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Categories: you bet, adventure, appreciation, beauty, crazy,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member A Huffle-Wink's Nearby
You've no doubt heard of fire-breathing dragons,
and their obsession with hoarding treasure.
But have you ever heard of Huffle-Winks,
magical creatures that promote pleasure.

Invisible, atop fast dragonflies,
they...

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Categories: you bet, 8th grade, cute, fairy,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Perpetual
perpetual 
is my love for poetry.
without it 
how would life taste to me?
i bet it'd be so bitter 
i'd spit it out.
I'd choke 
on thousands...

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Categories: you bet, how i feel, passion,
Form: Free verse
Outback Shearing Shed
I'll bet this set of rusty shears have a story they could tell,
of the loneliness and broken backs in a land that's hot as hell,
where...

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Categories: you bet, farm, history, , western,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Erogenously Yours
The room is scented, heavy sweet
Where we converge to please and treat
A lesson book we each have shared
On where to touch when we lie bare

Erogenous...

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Categories: you bet, sensual, , Lullaby,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Food For Thought - With Chris Green
Lyrics start 0.05 - timed to the music

Pack your bags dear, there’s a Croc near
And he’s creeping, through the night
With his eye on - on...

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Categories: you bet, food, health, scary,
Form: Lyric

Book: Reflection on the Important Things