Best Yankees Poems

The New York Yankees have made winning a tradition.
They’ve won for years despite periodic transition.
Since the twenties, the Yankees have won many a game.
Their yearly teams had many players achieving fame.
The most successful team in history is the truth
The twenties decade started out with men...

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I could smell the ballpark in my glove
Lose myself in the crooked sky above
Hear the roar of the crowd in my bat
Oblivious to your epitaph called stats
Dreaming a dream, called baseball

But that was all taken from me
From an evil that does not sleep
Forgive me if...

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Emerging from darkness 
Vanquishing foes 
Marching to victory 
Standing as heroes 
Legends of History 
Lords of the Fall 
Kings of the Diamond 
Gods of Baseball...

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Those Poor Yankees

By Elton Camp

Those who live in the land of ice and snow
Must think that this winter will never go

After only a few days of spring
Comes more of the winter thing

Spring should be here, but not quite
There comes another coating of white

Snow piled up...

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southern fried glory chicken
watermelon eatin' contest
just
ready to explode
green fried tomatoes
lip smacking cornbread
can you smell
them biscuit
fresh from the oven
with
some
marmalade 
and
fresh honey
but
look down yonder
damn Yankees...

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If you take me to the dance
Each and every weekend chance
I will prove it all to you
That Yankees love to two-step, too
Do da do, dee do do do....

We'll learn to do the line dance well
Then chat with friends for a spell
I'd love to two-step to...

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DANG YANKEES

I got a hole in my head
I wish I was dead
Somebody shot a hole in me.

My ears are gone
I feel something's wrong
Why am I tied to this tree?

I want 'a go home
My buddies are all gone
Nothing here I want 'a see.

Yankees are winning
Seems they...

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Bustling corridors, places to go, 
you can’t stand still or move too slow.
Make a plan, plot a course, 
there’s an entire campus to traverse.
Other things are good to know, 
like the best place for lunch 
or where the wi-fi’s slow.

Last year there was lots of...

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