Best Wuss Poems

      It could have been me,
      It might have been you.
      Race and color is baloney,
      When another hurts you!

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POTD 3rd December 2024

Circuits of Deception -  An Ai Bot with a Sensual Glitch

Can machines feel emotion? This robot's tale of a deceptive upload might have you questioning. Can a robot be equipped with a sensory chip or could a chip malfunction heighten a...

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“Hey, look there Jim, the young girl said
        look at that rusty gate ahead?
        Do you think we should go through?
        I am game...

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Going bush

So I suppose if the world explodes 
With war and misery
I will go bush, 
Atom bombs will push
Me away from the great city

Return to the fiftys lifestyle
Box of matches an a pocketknife
To live off the land
Be home again 
Mongst  Rabbit n Roo
 without...

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Many injuries have occurred because of this stupid son of mine. 
My youngest son is so ignorant that he decided to steal a stop sign.
I went in his room and saw it hanging on the wall.
Because of this, 911 had to constantly be called.
People didn't...

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Sacred and pristine Russian mountain;
here I am to ponder on your beauty;
From photographing you I cannot abstain!
Sacred and pristine Russian mountain.

Dear Russian mountain: 5861 miles plus
19 hours it took me to reach your home,
surrounded by nature. I am not a wuss!
Sacred and pristine Russian mountain.

Russian...

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I can't make you understand how I feel,
And I've spent a lifetime trying to explain it.
Chances are YOU'LL never experience it,
As you are in the latest years of your life ...
There's no way to induce these damn things,
And I wouldn't DO that to you if...

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I am a wimp-wuss
whose pain threshold is too low
I want my mommy…

By Tim Ryerson
For SKAT's Ice King Contest
I actually held the ice cube until it started melting...about 5 minutes then I had to go to work thank god......

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An attempt to play with words; pun intended.

    The first stanza is dedicated to persons who feel aloft themselves i.e. place of work, among peers, anywhere
    Second is meant to encourage people who feel like a failure
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So I found a small skin tag on my inner thigh a few weeks ago and me being the YouTube king ‘Do it yourself-er’ started researching on how to remove skin tags without going to a dermatologist. I came across this handy little gadget that...

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you said I was a wuss; 

you said I couldn’t take it.

You said I’d make a fuss; 

you said I wouldn’t make it.

what you said did not make sense; 

you didn’t think I had the guts;

now you’ll  feel the difference; 

with my new knee...

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Wham bam 
thank you ma’am.
This is a slam 
and slam I am.
First and formost
I DON’T like your name.
I live in Pee Dee.
How can I slam someone 
who has the name of my home.
Nope, I’ll just have to call you
Dis-strower, because you’re 
no destroyer, just a...

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Autumn In The Air - Hooray

Respite from punishing 
     heat wave - yay
which above line,
     could "speak" volumes,
     and be a stand alone poem
     offering readers
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Ned Kelly
DNA
Kelly DNA found
throughout the land,
and down around the
Dungle Bore,
Fred Layton had a
strand,
He had the Kelly
earmark, wore,
his descendants
Harpers, grand,
wore the Dan Kelly
type of ear-lobe,
that DNA had
planned,
If you look at Red
Kellys' brood,
they have the
lobeless ear,
distinctive breed &
trademark proved,
Don Johnson says
it's here,
Fred Layton he was
no wuss,
clean-skins they
needed...

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Oh dear, what can the matter be?

     I need a bit of help, you see ...


          A furry chum, quite unexpected,

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