Best Whipped Poems

Watching the trees 
get whipped by wind and rain,
      I thought of the birds

of falling nests 
and    
broken wings,

why are there none 
at my window today?

Yesterday they were here, 
when the liquid curtains fell

Let them seek shelter...

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Rip ticy tac schmitty fiddy  fiddy smack

Fliddy skity zat vroom lackity crack

getty getty boom wheter zoom wack

Birder loom werter veroom lurdder
  
Doom whippty plaque

The sound of a bull whipped emotion

With the bull whip

Smacking my back...

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The opposition calls like intuition,
from down the halls to the master's kitchen.

Her knees are rocking cheddar cheese blocks,
and when she walks you hear Pop Rocks.

Her eyes are made of ribeye steaks.
Her lips are whipped cream topped chocolate cakes.

Her cheeks are stuffing with a gravy blush.
Her...

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Inventing a fountain pen that writes under whipped cream.
That’s what Moe and Larry were doing in Shemp’s dream.
Uncle Mortimer would not let Shemp pass through heaven’s gate.
Moe and Larry were being pretty bad boys as of late.
Uncle Mortimer sent Shemp back to earth to reform...

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watching you plant new flowers
you are still as beautiful as the ones in your hand
you look back at me, and you know what i am staring at
your mischievous smile makes me blush like always
your love never changes....even with the progression of years, change, and age
next...

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Whipped,Shaken or stirred
Moist and saturated
Divine cream...

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Every creative word just glues to the madness
and every blessed breath just oozes love-without-you sadness
Break and pauses
effects and causes
they all lead 
they all read 
heartache.
How much more do I have to take?
I just keep wishing you here,
willing you here,
day dreaming you here,

So, I'll have the...

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O, to dream of mythic trails, velvet underfoot
    to float on whipped-cream waves of desire
  To feel your soft contours sigh in sync with mine
    mint vapors to inhale, on moonstruck wishes to dine 

  To saunter...

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Looking good as you speak those words, marching
to and fro like a madman whipped to a frenzy by
buzzing black birds stalking and haunting the
backdrops to your storyline...all the same yet nothing
alike, fair game is glory all for the Reich.
Must have been there to destroy their...

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By her tongue, honey gold, 
Tipped with steel lashes; 
Eyes behold with narrowed ire, 
Stinging welts; and crashes 
Through the barrier of skin, 
The naked perimeter fence, 
A culture clashes in some 
Past or present tense. 
Substituting words to heal 
With jackal-lipped unkindness, 
Juxtaposing dark...

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He was a professor of difficult sums,
Thought in quadratic equations
And from the works of Lobachevsky
He could spew forth quotations.
But, he had a hidden secret,
Not a creature of the light,
Dressed in Robin Hood suit
He prowled through the night.
Many a homeward bound drunk
Had doubted what he’d seen,
This...

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[Credit: Lines one and four - Jack Yellan]


Happy days are here again
My wife’s been on the beer again 
There’s whipped cream in my ear again
Happy days are here again...

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She makes me smile with her words
that she lovingly places there to see.
Does she know, just what she does
and how she truly affects me?
Her smile, infectious and so lovely,
casts light upon the common man.
There’s heat emitted from that gleam
that causes me to require a fan.
I...

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Cat-whipped

Apparently, our home’s, furry little empress, 
knows well how to count: will not settle for
less, of her required treat-amount – 4 bits of Friskies,
her mandate, not mine,
before and after each organic dine -- 

almost out, today I tried 2~
followed a disturbing, guttural
whine – So, I...

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I can’t believe today that I broke my wrist!
And I can’t push the button for the cream that’s whipped
How am I to eat an ice cream sundae?
Without that white topping that brings it thunder
And what am I to do when I want some jello?
Cause on...

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