Best Welp Poems

Save Your Lousy Self


Save your pity for a fool that is not witty
  save your sorrow for a jerk with no tomorrow
Save your scorn for your future unborn
  save your smartass for another dumbass
Save your lies for your coming black eyes
  save...

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It was early this morning when I went outside.
A busy back yard opened my ears & eyes wide...
Mockingbirds mocking, chasing each other around,
as my 4 squirrels munched from their sunflower seed tray
I leave on the ground...
There were Gold Finch eating thistle,
and Chickadees eattin' cracked corn...

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We Bend but Never Break

Stand your ground the Monarchs cry
defend our power, do not ask why
Know we rule by our divine right
murder so easily with our might!

Bow down to kiss our Godly feet
we are the best you will ever meet
Know your place and all is...

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Welp, it's all over, all gone, and now I'm left to sell.
Guess it won't be long until I finally go to Hell...
One more minute to recite on all of my sins,
Including not visiting my Gramps' funeral, and everything ever since.

How long has it been, guys?...

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-LAST DAYS OF OLD BEN-


    “See that man up there on the mountain, son?”
“Yeah Pop, why’s he a’jes sittin there starin’ out at nuthin?"
 Well, son it ain’t nothin’ he’s seein’…Just nuthin we can’t see, know what I ‘m sayin’?” confused the...

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Depression is real,
but people ignore it.
tell me what's the deal?
why make people feel worthless?
Nothing about it is funny,
laughing makes them laugh less.
why do something,
that makes them want their life less?
Depression is a battle,
like riding a horse without a saddle.
you shake, and fall with no one...

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I fell hard for this movie when it first came out man. Each time I watch it, something new is revealed to me. 
Welp. Here’goes. 

1. Don’t get Lazy with Love. 

It’s interesting to note that most of us are often referred to as someone...

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that fine day 
wind in my hair 
sun on my back 
i'd noticed your smile
lightening my way we'd 
canvased life's scars 
sudden callings mounted 
above a sassiness 
for peace the berlin wall 
crawled awkwardly 
chains rattled steel doors 
grounded throughout 
salted stone  
an yet...

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Yep!
I ist ain't gonna do it
I said I'm not
and you cin hold me to it
don't put it in ma dish 
It stinkes a lot like fish
I said mama 
I ain't eat'n it
For human consumption
welp mama 
it ain't fit.
It rolls round and round
and yep it's done...

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Dear people,
Worthless, it. Certain, is…
To Encouraged services that offer the nervous sure assurances-
        to sure help self serve self worth with a sense of self-deservedness. Welp!
            Worthless,...

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Off to the DMV? Yay!! My weekends off to a great start
Where you can hear every burp and smell every fart
If anybody would have mercy on me they'd shoot me
So I wouldn't have to go back to the DMV
Of that place I have yet to...

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There was no easy day going under cover 
with four kids riding along with the FBI supervisor 
I was just a young mother of four actually expecting 
again seven months pregnant the FBI installed wires 
on my unborn baby I was given a pager to...

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what happened to you? usually it wouldnt phase you. 
you seem different, distant, resistant.
you've changed. 

is there anything i can do to help? 
slowly you're changing. its leaving an emotional welp. 

in the past my heart has hurt, but you were the one who nutured...

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4/30/21


Minor or major changes in the asteroid belt
Ice caps and ice sheets continue to melt
Experts speculate on whether or not devastation will be dealt
Moved around or always in the same place they dwelt
Actions were insincere or they were heartfelt
Too many are so quick to pelt
Another...

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The Power Is Out AGAIN!
And, I say this
While blocking a sneeze.
I say this
While blocking the breeze. 
I say this knowing 
That it could be much worse. 
But this time, 
It was icy lines
Last time... a wind burst, 
Or a trickle of rain
Or some sh¡t.
I'm feeling...

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