Best Welp Poems

Save Your Lousy Self


Save your pity for a fool that is not witty
  save your sorrow for a jerk with no tomorrow
Save your scorn...

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Welp, it's all over, all gone, and now I'm left to sell.
Guess it won't be long until I finally go to Hell...
One more minute to...

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We Bend but Never Break

Stand your ground the Monarchs cry
defend our power, do not ask why
Know we rule by our divine right
murder so easily with...

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It was early this morning when I went outside.
A busy back yard opened my ears & eyes wide...
Mockingbirds mocking, chasing each other around,
as my 4...

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-LAST DAYS OF OLD BEN-


    “See that man up there on the mountain, son?”
“Yeah Pop, why’s he a’jes sittin there starin’ out...

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Depression is real,
but people ignore it.
tell me what's the deal?
why make people feel worthless?
Nothing about it is funny,
laughing makes them laugh less.
why do something,
that makes...

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I fell hard for this movie when it first came out man. Each time I watch it, something new is revealed to me. 
Welp. Here’goes....

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that fine day 
wind in my hair 
sun on my back 
i'd noticed your smile
lightening my way we'd 
canvased life's scars 
sudden callings mounted 
above...

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Yep!
I ist ain't gonna do it
I said I'm not
and you cin hold me to it
don't put it in ma dish 
It stinkes a lot like...

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Dear people,
Worthless, it. Certain, is…
To Encouraged services that offer the nervous sure assurances-
        to sure help self serve...

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Off to the DMV? Yay!! My weekends off to a great start
Where you can hear every burp and smell every fart
If anybody would have mercy...

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what happened to you? usually it wouldnt phase you. 
you seem different, distant, resistant.
you've changed. 

is there anything i can do to help? 
slowly you're...

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4/30/21


Minor or major changes in the asteroid belt
Ice caps and ice sheets continue to melt
Experts speculate on whether or not devastation will be dealt
Moved around...

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The Power Is Out AGAIN!
And, I say this
While blocking a sneeze.
I say this
While blocking the breeze. 
I say this knowing 
That it could be much...

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There was no easy day going under cover 
with four kids riding along with the FBI supervisor 
I was just a young mother of four...

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