Best Weigh On Poems

'Tis know wander nor em aye telling yew anything gnu,
Hour tongue is awash with homophones confounding me end ewe.

Ah, two sea thee broad expenses from a towering mountain peek;
Thee pristeen see, thee rolling veil end meandering creak.

Watt a thrill two watch thee eagle as it...

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Smote-a-Mote Wayne can't see the beam
Stuck in his eye blocking his scheme
He thinks throwing mud
Will make him a stud
But its just another wet dream..

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Why beholdest thou the mote 
that is in thy brother's eye, 
but considerest not the beam
 that is...

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As I weigh the love from the pain....??
I end up with the same thought again and again...??
The love was good when it started....??
we chilled with friends, each other we never parted....??
You held me close with an embrace so tight...??
It kept love thoughts on my mind...

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Time for weekend humor

Do you need a good laugh ?

All cultures have humor

In an attempt to be funny

He always laughs at his own jokes

They was hand picked for maximum laughter

The audience does not laugh













09.06.2017
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved...

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WEIGH ME DOWN
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I never planned on saying goodbye
If I had it my way we'd both have wings to fly
I never planned on making you cry
But not letting go would be living a lie

Neither of us know, nor could we tell
If falling in love would turn out that...

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We dined at a Hungry Horse pub
and sampled some delicious grub
We tried curries and pies
Lovely gammon and fries
But now I can’t fit in the tub!

6th April 2017...

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As my body hangs limp
Swaying in the wind
Back and fourth 
From side to side 
As every breath is 
Stolen from my lungs
I think of all I’ve lost
All my dreams
All my plans
All my future
Drifting away
I cant stay here 
To much pain
Its almost over now
Its to late...

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Weigh The Facts
Written: by Miracle Man
11-2-2019

The difference is frequently in how I think, 
About solving problems ready to encroach.
Situations can change in one eye’s blink,
With ample thought and a healthy approach.

But problem solving always requires action,
Let sound advice come from trusted voices.
To gain momentum and...

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When Jesus went to Venus Mound
He was surprised at what he found
The meat was sweet
But on the street
It sold by kilo, not the pound...

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Life might be waiting in the balance
Weigh the matter carefully
Think of it as tangible 
With mass and density
Paint it into a corner and around the next one if necessary
Seek guidance from all directions
Forget about north if you get the chance
Speak directly to the matter with...

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If you heard a Soup Censor holler
They just saw a Cook Islands dollar
Allowing for windage
That Tiki appendage*
Could incite a 9-1-1 caller! 


* Gershon-approved, i.e., circumcised
Is that sufficient evidence
the Lost Tribes of Israel 
were on a Cook-out?...

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Priceless precious what we speak,
We all do and far too quick,
O let your heart weigh words well
Ere tongue turns them out to spell.  
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Boli ek anmol hai, jo koi bolai jani,
Hiye taraju tauli ke, tab mukha bahar ani.

Everyone knows to speak, but few...

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People hold  judgements close to their hearts.
Some judgements are not nice. 
Others think highly of this man.
I have had this delima the last few day,s
Everyone says I should not care and to stay away.
How do I not care if this man is so dear?
How...

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wayward, wanting
winds

waiting without
weigh

weary woefull
wanderers

weaving weather
warfare

walking waters
wringing

whatever writing
with

whirlwind wonders
working

wrenching wrinkles
worthless

wrestling wrong
writes

well....for now

stan sand



writing...when
writs...wring
wrong...

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