Best Wd Poems

WD-40
(jingle)
By Franklin Price
6/9/2015

WD-40 an excellent lube
Sprayed from a can
Not squeezed from a tube
Frees rusted screws
And bicycle chains 
Cleans up the tracks
Of old model trains
So much...

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Do you squeak
Are you stuck
Been rusty for a while
Just full of guck

Need to run smoothly
Penatrate your parts
Glide with no hesitation
WD-40 is where you start

This is...

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Knock, knock who's there in my bathroom?
Jan the princess of posterior interior transfer

Knock, knock who's there not in my hot tub?
Cheryl the magnificent moonlight moon...

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Although things have changed
Over the many years
I just wanted the world to know
I have happy tears

The pain and suffering
That I have for years buried
Your hatred...

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Just happy every morning when I wake up alive
Wiggle me toes, see to see if my feet still have feeling
Thank The Good Lord and send...

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All our wives agreed, "It's a manly thing to do,"
"Start yourselves a man-group, for the good of you,"
Find your feelings! (???)
Our heads were reeling!
An unmitigated...

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WD-40 resistant, cranky
     mental gears no longer appraised,
honored, nor prized
as a precision crafted tool
never adequately utilized,

     when...

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When I came to pick you up
You were a beauty to behold
I walked you out to my Pinto
And even opened up the door

I know your...

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Before you start your meal today I can see that you’re confused
Please let me explain to you now how the utensils are to be used.

Start...

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Flower over stone

Excuse me while I lose my mind.
I've fallen through a rent in time.
Some great tragedy theirs' was
Details won't distinguish fuzz.
Mistakes were made as
Ever...

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I watched the news today
What I saw took my breath away
I felt anger like never before
Like it was personal, felt the need to level the...

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Ha! That catch phrase
     (kid ding lee writ)
     hoop fully goat yar...

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Love is rose a river blade.
You look to perfection as seasons past
Instead of precious seedling blasts!
God is not be hind you, no!
But ever before us...

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Ah... tis nothing greater than...

malfunctioning heater 
on that brisk winter day
recorded here as proof positive
regarding following reasonable rhyme.

While scrolling thru 
poems crafted yesteryear,
I chanced to...

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