Best Voter Poems

Be cold or hot  
with the faith you’ve got,
The lukewarm are headed south.
He vomits them from His mouth.
Be careful at whose table you eat;
if His Word is not welcome,
shake their dust from your feet.

A presidential pick 
A thorn’s poisonous prick
in the back side 
of...

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N ow that the Mid-Term Elections are near
  O ne of the things that we always hear
  N ot one of the candidates will give his agenda
  E ach one flings mud that could stick on my fender.

  O h, how...

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Oxymoron of the day: Politically Correct

“Hi, I’m Carl Palmer and I approve of this poem.”


The Informed Voter

Donald Trump called, knew my name,
called me Carl, left a message, I wasn’t home.
Hillary Clinton called, knew my name, called
me Carl, left a message, I wasn’t home, darn.

Excited that...

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Voter Registration Without Hesitation

Did not wait or hesitate to registrate 
And then to vote will never be late
Democratic Party me they did invite
Temptation off won't have to fight
Hillary won which was so great.

Wouldn't it really be devine
If we were to have a voter sign
So to...

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Educated derelicts,
Professor of fools,
Scholars of crap,
Leaders that moo;

What is then intellect,
If honor is your weight in gold?
Such mineral torch can test,
Molten like poo....

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I quit
I throw my hands down
and sit, sometimes

they called for reconciliation without
 justice
They called for justice without 
truth
Now they ask for prayer without
confession, umpteenth,
it chafes

 Has dishonesty made you inadequate  
to let go the desecration
infringement
negligence
graft
shame of these violations 
which bake violence?

Yet another fifth year
our...

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One-third off,
sixty-six percent marked down quality
At the voting booth bazaar,
base gypsy thoughts are belly dancing 
around your capitalist-veiled head
You like what that smiling politician said;
promising you a lot of green bread,
come get your lying share
Saying you gon have so many job offers,
corporate courting you to...

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(Or Please God, Let It Be November 7th)

Dear senators, congressmen
Please hear my plea.
Your phone calls and commercials
Mean nothing to me.

Your muck-raking and mud-slinging
Go from night until noon.
This election could never 
Be over too soon

Please understand, I've made my decision.
I don't need your e-mail or phone...

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Said Forrest Gump
To Donald Trump:
"Do ya think I'm a chump?
Crazy is as crazy does
I'd never vote for such a scuzz"...

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~I have to wonder what it's like.~
         ........
After all, I live in a world so twisted.
Where wrong is right, and right is so ineffably misted.

Where destruction of cities is a daily habit.
By Socialiist and Antifa, with less brains than wild rabbits.

When our great Republic may indeed...

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“I don’t believe it matters if I vote,” those are your exact words and 
that’s an exact quote.
Many have died for you to have that right; their diligence and 
sacrifices helped win the fight.
If you don’t vote how can you complain? You vent about the...

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Voter Versus Counter

By Stalin, Lenin and Putin

always never who
that will have cast their ballot
but who does count them

horror and hectic
trump surely is pathetic
creates much static

do have much disgust
loser trump if full of lust
who we never trust

being endearing
not here and disappearing
which we were fearing

do have desire
to...

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Swinger voter

Swing voter are you what?
Swallow the brainwash, surely not,
Change your vote support the master?
want’s  dollars from your sweat , “their-after,”
Cos it’s only true, money for the few,
Stinking rich “here-after “?!?
 
Newspaper lies, owned by the master,
Brainwash you, complete the plaster,
Who do you support,...

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Destiny, I’d say, is the bedfellow of fate
Wedded they walk in undisclosed ways,
Suspense of mystery their kindred trait
As to our country, the outcome of late
Every politician trying to accommodate,
Depending on how the electorate sways
Destiny, I’d say, is the bedfellow of fate
Wedded they walk in undisclosed...

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If one really cares 
They can approach their local Mayor 
To ask them a question on a Greek organization hazing dare 
Either walking through the outdoor mall 
Or in a bathroom stall 
Yes in the can! 
A citizen can make a stand 
While dropping a...

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